“It’s Already There, Milord”

When the Judge says “Please argue the case” —
and the Advocate calmly replies, “Why argue, My Lord? It’s all there in the complaint.”

A light-hearted legal satire celebrating good drafting over loud arguments.
No drama. No shouting. Just files doing the talking.

🎧 Best heard with headphones.
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Lyrics

Courtroom full, silence tight,
Judge looks up—perfect sight.
File khulti, glasses neeche,
“Counsel… please argue.”

Advocate smiles, calm sa face,
Pages ghoome at lawyer pace.
Thoda jhuk ke mic ke paas,
Bola—“Milord… it’s already there.”

Judge rukta, room bhi rukta,
Junior ka pen bhi rukta.
Ek second ka silence bole—
“Yeh toh sach hai…”

Judge bole—“Please argue”
Advocate bole—“Complaint mein hai, Milord”
Volume nahi, confidence full,
Law ne bola—approved.

Judge bole—“Explain the case”
Advocate bole—“Para four, Milord”
Shabd kam, impact zyada,
Courtroom humour—subtle gold.

No shouting, no dramatics,
Bas ek line—automatic.
Facts khud bolne lag jaate,
Jab lawyer chup reh jaate.

Bench pe thodi si smile aayi,
Order likhte waqt aankh mil jaayi.
Judge bole—“Noted… next”
Courtroom ne enjoy kiya context.

Ye debate nahi, ye art hai,
Bolna kam bhi ek smart hai.
Jo samjha, woh hasa zaroor,
Baaki ghar jaake bole—“too good yaar!”

Judge bole—“Please argue”
Advocate bole—“Complaint mein hai, Milord”
No extra masala, no overplay,
Straight face, killer line—award.

Kabhi kabhi
Best argument
Woh hota hai
Jo pehle hi likha hota hai.

Toh salute un lawyers ke naam,
Jo kam shabdon mein kar jaaye kaam.
Na loud voice, na heavy sword—
Bas ek line…
“Milord, it’s already there.”

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