I eat raccoons for breakfast

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hey babes, enjoy the sub!!

Benefits ༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑

-they’ve already voiced their opinions about you and every other black woman on social media; these physically challenged raccoons have a real loose motor mouth on them, always having their lips hanging open, creating a recessed jawline, a poor bone structure

-when they’re even speaking, you don’t even mind what mess they’re saying; all you can think about is how unlucky one could get in the looks department. I know that’s cruel to think of someone, but the raccoon anatomy is so poorly designed that it makes you uncomfortable

-the ignorant nature, both mentally and physically, of the raccoonish black male is so hideous that your brain has stopped regarding them as human; their entire being is now meant to be aesthetically devoured, eaten up viciously for breakfast because they have no use other than getting outmugged

-they’re honestly so ugly lmao I’m sorry, both them and their gfs; every time you encounter a raccoon you brutally mog him so hard; there are even instances where this brutal mogging is captured on camera, going viral on social media. you don’t feel bad either. the raccoon already thinks you’re inferior, so show them why that’s impossible

-this is meant for the raccoon, but you honestly outmug all of them— nice ones included. It’s okay to be ten times more attractive than everyone else, so attractive that you make them look less than average. It’s not nasty, it’s truth

-don’t feel bad about using mogging subs, even the most ug ones; do you see how they talk about black women on social media, unprompted at that? and it’s not like you’re talking bad about them. all you’re literally doing is looking absurdly better than them. that is not a sin. that is your right. they’re ugly. you’re not.

-they literally make mogging videos of black women just existing. but you feel bad about using these types of subs? girlll if you don’t go ahead + decreasing empathy for raccoons and anyone that chooses to associate themselves with them

-your physical looks show no mercy towards anyone. “who does this black btch think she is” they ask out of pure jealousy; they cannot believe they’re getting mogged by a black woman due to their own delusional ideas, but you showed them, and showed out → girl I promise I put safety affs because your beauty is rude almost; people actually get offended because you look like this. you look, well, just better

-these raccoons still beat their flappy sacks of meats to you despite vocally hating on you; their ugly gfs know this too which is why they hate you as well

-more safety affs because pretty black women ignite something real disturbing in people…

-you and the raccoon are both black, but your brown skin glows so much more; their skin is always in poor condition and, omgggg don’t even get me started on their teeth lmaoo. I mean, you’re not thinking it because you’re actually sweet, but I’ve def noticed it :/

-your jawline and entire bone structure alone is just wow

-oh, and if you ever get braids, they look so good! you and all of these “black btches” look and smell so good!

-you know those dumb mogging videos on social media where the person mogging has a more serious face compared to the person that is supposed to be less attractive? yes you outmug with an rbf, but your straight white teeth framed by your gorgeous lips creating a charming smile literally kicks everyone out of the park; when you pose for photos with others, they try to look better by putting on a serious face while squinting their eyes tryna be all hunter-like, but they’re still no match for your bright-eyed, smiley allure. will they ever learn?

-your name might as well be Econ_Yalu2008 (Slowed + Best Part) because that’s what people immediately think of when they see you; you enter the scene and that’s all they hear. they’ve already accepted that they’re a victim to your mug. now they just sit back and enjoy you effortlessly doing it to others

-you know that part in phonk music that go “HA HA HA;” something in these people’s brains have them thinking that you’re internally laughing at them for looking so inferior. they’re delusional. you’re not laughing at them. It’s natural you look better than them. you don’t make it a big deal, it’s a regular thing for you. but they do. any image of you, online or irl, reminds them that they’ll never get used to seeing you

-better face
-better features
-better structure
-better visuals
-better aesthetic
-better coloring
-better contrast
-better harmony
-better symmetry
-better everything

-you’re just better

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Music used:    • Econ_Yalu2008 (Slowed + Best Part)  ,   / np52mryvh8t85cxjge  

Calm:    • I eat raccoons for breakfast💤  

I do not own any of the music that is used in the video!! THIS VIDEO DOES NOT PROMOTE ANYTHING NEGATIVE!!! THIS IS A SAFE VIDEO!!!