Inbred Local - The Poxy Boggards

This is a song that came out of nowhere for me. I originally posted it knowing nothing about it until quedorf informed me. Now I keep it on for entertainment. ^^

All pictures taken by me; just having fun in my backyard.


Inbred Local
by the Poxy Boggards

I'm and inbred local
And I got no brain to speak of
My furrowed brow gets deeper every day
My education's spotty, just this side of nonexistent
'Cuz knowin' things just might get in the way

Well I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes today
Oh, well I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Well the neighbours they all think I'm dumb
'Cuz I don't have apposin' thumbs
And I cannot pick up the telephone
I often sit at home and cry
My cousin uncle tells me why
He says it's due to lack of chromosomes

Oh well I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes today
Oh well I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Oh, well my cousin uncle nephew told my sister Aunt Louise
That my cousin father grandpa has got triple jointed knees
My sister cousin twice removed raised a flipper in despair
And my darlin' niece and charmin' wife just spits up clumps'a hair
And as I sit and wonder you know that I've got to think
That our gene pool's about as big as a kitchen sink

And I don't care what people say
I'm quite content to be this way
And to my close knit kin I raise this toast
Scripture verse and Bible song
Prove out my theory right along
Just look at the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost

Oh God I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes today
Oh I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

(One more time around the family tree, boys!)

I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes today
Oh, well I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chromosomes
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

(Yee-hah!)
(Whoo!)

(More chromo DNA, uh-hu)

neigh