Ranking EVERY STAR WARS MOVIE by how much they HURT MY FEELINGS

STAR WARS is a subject that makes everyone angry, including STAR WARS fans. A deep, dark, un-dending deep dive into all 13 of the STAR WARS films and how they've ultimately ruined my ability to function as an adult. Help me to explore the trauma, dashed expectations, and mental anguishes that could only ever be the hallmark of a lifelong STAR WARS fan. From least offensive to most offensive, this is the countdown from a galaxy somewhere outside Philly

Original Music by Chris Gironda
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and
Alfred Rylands   / inbok  

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CHAPTERS:
0:00 - Intro
2:08 - #12 : A New Hope
3:45 - #11 : Empire Strikes Back
5:17 - #10 : Rogue One
7:39 - #9 : Return of the Jedi
10:12- #8 : Revenge of the Sith
13:41 - #7 : Rise of Skywalker
18:41 - #6 : The Phantom Menace
23:29 - #5 to #1 (Watch to Find Out, Dork)