Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kristmas Without Snow (1996) reaction commentary

Today I listen to Australian musical comedian, Kevin Bloody Wilson perform Kristmas Without Snow from his 1996 album, Kev's Kristmas.


Chapters
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - Kristmas Without Snow
4:09 - My thoughts
5:00 - Who is Kevin Bloody Wilson?


Links
Original video:    • Kristmas Without Snow  

Christmas Songs playlist:    • Christmas Songs  

Comedy Songs playlist:    • Comedy Songs  

Kevin Bloody Wilson playlist:    • Kevin Bloody Wilson  


Kevin Bloody Wilson (born Dennis Bryant) is an Australian musical comedian who performs comical songs with his heavy Australian English accent and often including sexual themes. He has won one ARIA Music Award. Bryant was born in Bathurst, although he identifies with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines. In the 1970s, Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on radio 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving on a Jet Plane". He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. He had adopted the name Kevin Bloody Wilson by 1984, when he put together a cassette of his songs called Your Average Australian Yobbo, which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.

Kev's Kristmas is a Christmas comedy album released in 1996 by Both Barrels Music.

Kristmas Without Snow is track two written by Kevin Wilson.


Lyrics
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
Snow was a filthy ol' bastard
And getting worse with age
A dirty old man, but a funny old c*nt
Twisted and depraved
But the young mums loved old Snow
'cuz he looked like Santa Claus
And they'd bring their kids to meet him
And to hear him (raspy voice) HO HO HO
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
And Snow would con 'em young mums
To sit on Santa's knee...
Snow loved them bouncing young mums bums
The f*cking filthy sleaze
But all the young mums loved him too
And they loved to sit with Snow
And Snow would bounce 'em up and down
And you'd hear him (raspy voice) HO HO HO
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
And Snow just couldn't help himself
The deviant old prick
And with them young mums bouncing on his knee
He'd be fumblin' for his zip
Then he'd casually take the young mum's hand
And move it nice and slow
And drop it on his floppy cock
And you'd hear him (raspy) HO...HO HO...OH
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
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