Ask A Ninja Omnibus: Zune Vs iPod Ask Your Question In The Comments!

The Ninja talks about the Zune vs iPod, Where He's Been, Ninja Babies, and More!

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You ever get ghost-sword hacked by your daughter and then cured her with a Bo Burnham rant?
No? Then you haven’t been watching.

Also in this episode:

Finger regeneration via starfish wizard Sandy Bullock

Costco ninja recruiting

Ninja climate attacks (both literal and poetic)

Cottagecore masc-eating dragons

Werewolf neck exposure tricks

A very bad potato chip

The Chi (don’t binge it)

Retirement? No thanks. Ninjas take extremely permanent vacations.
Tradition? We invented it. Just ask Ninja on the Roof.

🌀 Weather is a weapon
🧂 Don’t look like a cemetery-flavored chip
🐾 Respect the tabby boot print

Thanks for the questions. Merch is in the Ninja Mart.
And yes, we know about the snowball.