You Chose HUMAN? Seriously?!

First of all: Don't feel offended if you like to play human in fantasy games!
Humans can be filled with as much creativity and fantasy as any other race! This Bardcore Roleplay Song is just for comedic purpose and nothing else!

But seriously...You chose Human?!

Feel free to leave a comment, where the Human was the most creative character of your whole group!

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Lyrics:
[Verse]
Come let’s play a game of imagination
A story for hype and exaggeration
A place where there’s no limit to fantasy
A stage where you can be all you want to be

Have I sparked your interest? Are you curious?
Listen, this adventure, it will be glorious!
We will start with the character creation
Let me give you a short initiation


[Prechorus]
It’s a world where you can be everything
A fine Elf, a brute orc, a dark tiefling
A giant Goliath or a small Halfling
You can literally be anything

So what do you want to be?
What? Oh no, don’t tell me…

[Chorus]
You chose Human? Seriously?!
Do you have any fantasy?
No limit of what you can be
And you want the ordinary?

„Humans are Resourceful, versatile and skillful“
That’s just another way of saying they are ‚dull‘
You have been a human for your whole life, you know?
Get out of your small bubble and put on a show!

Exert your fantasy, make a plan
This is a chance, once in a life span
All you ever want to be you can
But Seriously? Just A Human?!

[Verse 2]
There is a whole huge universe to explore
With wonderful creatures and lots of great lore
But all you do is just ignore and skim
You better go and play some boring life sim

A Human… You think this is a fairy-tale?
You are given a quest, go follow a trail
And save the princess out of the evil lair?
At the end with a big party and a fair?

There is a word for these kind of blunt stories
Cliché, stereotype, something for normies
Don’t you want to be part of something bigger?
Or is this for you too much of a trigger?

[Prechorus]
It’s a world where you are a unique star
Maybe an Angel, a winged Aasimar
A Dragonborn, breathing magic fire
You can be a grimly dwarf in a bar

Use your creativity
Don’t tell me you still want to be…

[Chorus]
You chose Human? Seriously?!
Do you have any fantasy?
No limit of what you can be
And you want the ordinary?

„Humans are Resourceful, versatile and skillful“
That’s just another way of saying they are ‚dull‘
You have been a human for your whole life, you know?
Get out of your small bubble and put on a show!

Exert your fantasy, make a plan
This is a chance, once in a life span
All you ever want to be you can
But Seriously? Just A Human?!

[Bridge]
Imagination and ardent Fantasy,
Ingenuity and creativity,
To you, foreign words, they all seem to be
When your mind is running avid and free
For you it means, you learned to count to three…

sigh

You are right, I shouldn’t make such a fuss
But hey, at least I know the perfect class
In harmony to what your fantasy lacks
I give you a hint: He swings a great axe


[Chorus]
You chose Human? Seriously?!
Do you have any fantasy?
No limit of what you can be
And you want the ordinary?

„Humans are Resourceful, versatile and skillful“
That’s just another way of saying they are‚dull‘
You have been a human for your whole life, you know?
Get out of your small bubble and put on a show!

Exert your fantasy, make a plan
This is a chance, once in a life span
All you ever want to be you can
But Seriously? Just A Human?!


You could be anything. And you want to be a human. I don’t get it.
You know we are playing a fantasy game? What a waste….
Whatever let’s start.
You find yourself in a tavern…