Pokemon Vega - Final Battle

Winning this fight took me three pages of notes, which I’ve included below. I have the team’s base stats, held items, move sets, abilities, everything! I also tried to include the page where I scribbled my horrible strategy. Oh, and, NO HEALING ITEMS muahahaha. Recorded April 18th. Anyway, my notes---

Turner’s Team (Base Stats):

Asphere (Ice/Dragon)
HP: 100
ATK: 155
DEF: 111
SP.ATK: 201
SP.DEF: 111
SPE: 179
Total: 857 ((137 above Arceus’ total))

Nemea (Grass/Poison)
HP: 111
ATK: 184
DEF: 106
SP.ATK: 95
SP.DEF: 123
SPE: 84
Total: 703

Asphere (Electric/Dragon)
HP: 100
ATK: 111
DEF: 133
SP.ATK: 201
SP.DEF: 133
SPE: 179
Total: 857

Doodloo (Fuck this thing)
HP: 85
ATK: 184
DEF: 73
SP.ATK: 57
SP.DEF: 96
SPE: 157
Total: 646

“Shadow” Lugia (Water/Steel)
HP: 106
ATK: 135
DEF: 144
SP.ATK: 100
SP.DEF: 172
SPE: 157
Total: 814

“Primal” Dialga (Ghost/Steel)
HP: 100
ATK: 133
DEF: 134
SP.ATK: 201
SP.DEF: 111
SPE: 135
Total: 814

Turner’s Team (Items, moves, abilities):

Asphere (Ice/Dragon)
Item: King’s Rock
Ability: Compound Eyes (but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?)
Icebolt Wave (Tri Attack but OP, and 30% to BRN, FRZ, or PRZ)
Blizzard
Focus Blast
Psyburn

Nemea (Grass/Poison)
Item: Salac Berry
Ability: Flash Fire (WTF)
Stone Edge
Power Whip
Grand Boulder
Dragon Dance

Asphere (Electric/Dragon)
Item: White Herb
Ability: Levitate
Draco Meteor
Overheat
Thunder
Haze (SEE? Haze IS useful, jerk-who-sat-behind-me-in-calculus!)

Doodloo (Dark/Ghost)
Item: Focus Band
Ability: Huge Power (As if base 184 atk wasn’t enough)
High Jump Kick
Rampage
Extreme Speed
Will O’ Wisp

“Shadow” Lugia (Water/Steel)
Item: Choice Band
Ability: Huge Power (because that’s totally necessary)
Wave Splash
Rampage
Earthquake
Psycho Cut

“Primal” Dialga (Ghost/Steel) cool type btw
Item: Metal Coat
Ability: Speed Boost (have mercy)
Geo Impact
Shadow Ball
Hydro Pump (WTF)
Dark Resolve

Slime’s Battle Plan (Poorly Translated):

“Team: Serplant, Metagross, Nostratos, Correncid, Grissly, Glamarde"

Latias is useless here. Switch back to Correncid (Jelly).
Serplant’s Shell smash activates white herb --- baton pass to metagross
Punch the Icy asshole like youre tenderizing chicken cutlets
Punch the derpy grASS lion
Explode like a motherfucker on Electric levitating asshole (insert drawing of skull and crossbones)
Metagross goes down = 5 vs 3 scenario (ideal)
Doodloo (Satan) likely next choice (Danger Levels = Yes) - PARALYZE IT ASAP OR intimidate with Nostratos, correncid can burn it too
Take advantage of choice band from lugia- set up with trusedale after intimidating with grissly (lure in psycho cut)
Dialga can go fuck itself. Paralyze, OR hope for a burn with correncid.
Call gramps about lawnmower by 8pm on saturday”