A Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen - Lockdown Parody

LYRICS...

Tonight, I'm gonna have myself quarantine time
I feel deprived of my life, and the world is not the same inside here
Corona feels like a vasectomy

So please stop this now, please stop this
'Cause I'm having a bad time, having a bad time

I’m reading everything in the news
And I’m not excited, watching them lock us down for weeks
I just sit at home here on the couch and I’m playin’ fortnite
I do the floss, floss, floss,
There's no stopping me

My house is a pigsty and..
I eat too much cheese
That's why they call me Mister Cellulite
I'm eating at the speed of light
I’m turnin into Weird ‘Al Yankovic number twoooooo

Please stop this now, I'm having such a bad time
I miss the football
Please stop this now
If I wanna have a good time, I use alcohol
Please stop this now, yes I'm drinkin’ all the time
Please stop this now, cause I’m running out of rhymes
I just want to feel Normal

Oh the governments running out of time
They’re on a collision course
COVID is dynamite,
they’re out of Control

Oh I really need to get out of this House
get out of my dressing gown
I want to go-some-where
where there’s a dress Code!!

I need a plane to fly to
A place on the beach
Where there’s a bubble just for you and me
I know it’s just a Fantasy but
I want to have a god damn margarita with you

Please stop it, Please stop it, Please stop it
HEY HEY HEY
Please stop it, please stop it, soooooon
I DON’T LIKE IT
Please stop it, please stop
I’ve had a bad time , bad time
Please stop it please stop it…ooooooh

Oooh, my house is a pigsty and..
I eat too much cheese
That's why they call me Mister Cellulite
eating at the speed of light
I’m turnin into Weird ‘Al Yankovic number twoooooo

Please stop this now, I'm having such a bad time I’m losin control
Please stop this now, Coz I want to see my good friends, I’m missing them all,
Please stop this now, coz im run in out of Time
Please stop this now, coz I’m running of wine

I just want to feel Normal