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For those of you who don't believe that I wrote the script beforehand. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A...
These games are terrible. I am putting my foot down. I am putting a lolloping sausage on the table and the party has fallen silent in awe and mild disgust.

Well hot damn if this isn't the most audacious thing I've ever done.
Scarlet and Violet being a buggy mess is probably the most engaging that any GameFreak title has ever been. There is nothing good about the concept to this game, and uploading this will ensure that god and his angels put me on their "Kill On Sight" list right next to Chris-Chan, CaptainSparklez and whoever invented the Vaporeon copypasta.

Oh wait the OST is banging. Uhh 10/10 and nobody's surprised because Toby Fox is the reincarnation of Midas. Sure is a shame the best tracks are restricted to playing in empty fields instead of riding a crystal surfboard into a supermassive black hole to stab it and save the universe with lasers.

Chapters:
Introduction: 0:00
I think we get the point 2:40
The "Open" "World" 4:11
Storytelling Placenta 5:45
Aimless Design 11:11
Closing Thoughts 17:49
Poké Hell 19:28
Leave me alone 21:38
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Music Used:

On to Grasstown - Cave Story 3D
Butter Building - Kirby : Nightmare in Dream Land
The Gatekeepers - PMD Explorers of Sky
Magicant - Earthbound
The Opening of Every Animated Film - Kevin Temmer Tunes
Access - Cave Story 3D
Franky - Earthbound
Craggy Coast - PMD Explorers of Sky
Metal Scream??? - I Forgor, the file's just called "When My Jolly Rancher is Sus"
Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me The Horizon
Steam Cave - PMD Explorers of Sky
Gestation - Cave Story 3D
Dark Fantasy - Oh... Whoops.
Glitch - CrossCode
Rising Fear - PMD Explorers of Sky
¡1, 2, 3, 4! 🎉 - Uhhhh.......... Koopas.
Oh No! - PMD Explorers of Sky
Air of Unease - PMD Explorers of Sky
Treasure Town - PMD Explorers of Sky
Welcome to the World of Pokemon! - PMD Explorers of Sky
Team Star Boss - Pokemon Gen 9
Dr Toadley - Mario and Luigi : Bowser's Inside Story
Opening Credits - Earthbound
Future Remixed - Fossil Fighters Champions
Freebird - LynyrdSkynyrd clip
Sienfeld - John Seinfeld
Lower Brine Cave - PMD Explorers of Sky
Oppression - Cave Story 3D
Origin Dialga/Palkia - Pokemon Legends Arceus
Rhombus Square - CrossCode
CrossCounter! - CrossCode
Safety - Cave Story 3D
A Huge Free-For-All - Pokemon Anime
Pokey's House - Earthbound
Entrance of the Gladiators - Julius Fucik
Flamingo - Kero Kero Bonito
Basin Keep - CrossCode
File Select - Earthbound
Spoiler - Hyper
Such a... familiar melody - Toby "Radiation" Fox, covered by famed artist "Gobulin Moed"
In The Depths of the Pit - PMD Explorers of Sky
The Greatest Mistake of My Waking Life - Depression

Special Mention to Hatsune Miku Ivean Polkka Nightcore Remix for enabling my bullshit.