“Alka-Seltzer Condoms” With Carter Hambley

In which we learn that writing a newsletter can get you (almost) laid.

This week on None of My Business, we meet Luke*, a 33-year-old whose love language is coordinated outfits and has a particularly shocking story about the one who got away. And joining Sophia and Kelsey to read as Luke is the hilarious comedian Carter Hambley.

(*As always, not Luke’s real name, but definitely his real stories.)

This week’s episode includes …

00:00: When a ghosting becomes a haunting.
04:50: Our guest: Carter Hambley.
09:18: Our business: “Luke.”
11:17: First Things First: “I grew up Presbyterian.”
18:02: One Who Got Away: “A building with 40 stories.”
39:45: Best I Ever Had: “Sex is great either place.”
51:13: Best I Ever Had Part 2: “I’m going to ask him to film us f*****g.”
1:02:28: Status Update: “I’m enjoying the fun.”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Cater Hambley
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com.

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