I Tried ‘Healthy’ Thanksgiving… It Went Bad Fast 😂🥦🦃” —

Welcome to Teddy’s Couch Kingdom! 👑🐻
Where the couch creaks, the donuts speak, and fitness dreams begin with a wheeze and a wiggle 💨💪

⚠️ WARNING:
This livestream features a 900lb man attempting ab crunches, floor stretches, and things the laws of gravity simply did NOT agree to. Viewer discretion (and sturdy furniture) is advised. 💥
💥 WHAT YOU’RE WATCHING:
A morbidly massive legend takes on the world of home workouts — no gym, no excuses, just a couch, a prayer, and possibly a crack in the floor. From belly bounces to makeshift yoga, this is raw transformation meets reality TV chaos.

🛋️ Will the couch survive?
🍩 Will the donuts tempt him back?
🎉 Will he fart mid-crunch?
Tune in and find out.
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🧠 TODAY’S COUCH COMMANDMENTS:
🍗 Diet Tip: Cut the sugar. Hug the chicken (the grilled kind).
🏋️‍♂️ Workout Tip: Every wiggle counts. Every crunch is a clap for your future self.
🤣 Life Tip: Laugh, even if you're lying on your back like a tipped cow trying to do sit-ups.
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