Katarina but I'm basically a walking blender of death (4 ON-HIT EFFECTS)

Dr. Mundo but I hit 5000 health at 15 minutes and nobody can kill me (THIS IS SO UNFAIR)

PEKIN ON KATARINA?! Nah... Unless?

Kai'Sa but I fire burning missiles that melt anything it touches (SECRET BURN BUILD)

This cocky Sion trash talks all game, so I had to shut him up... (HE WAS SO MAD)

Miss Fortune but my ult literally executes your entire team... (INSANE WOMBO COMBO)

KINDRED BUT I HAVE A PUMP SHOTGUN THAT ONE SHOTS YOU (FULL LETHALITY = ONE Q KILLS)

My team thought I was trolling with AD Blitzcrank mid... but then I carried them all

I CREATED THE STRONGEST JAYCE BUILD OF ALL-TIME! (TRIPLE SHOT CRIT)

Mathematically correct Nasus one shots you with a single Q... (THE ULTIMATE BONK BUILD)

Katarina is one of the strongest Mids in High Elo. This makes no sense to me.

PERMASLOW MORDEKAISER PUTS YOU IN A FREEZER! (NOBODY CAN MOVE LOL)

Pantheon but I have 100% armor pen and can one shot anything (TRUE DAMAGE SPEARS)

So Samira is basically invincible with these buffs... (THIS HEALING IS CRAZY)

When Lissandra hits 1000 AP your whole team is getting one shot... (MAX BURST DAMAGE)

I TURNED TEEMO SHROOMS INTO ATOMIC BOMBS! (1300 AP NUCLEAR ONE-SHOT)

This Veigar thought I was trolling with Nami mid... but then I one shot him with bubble

Ashe but I fire an unending barrage of burning arrows (MELT THEIR WHOLE TEAM)

ZYRA BUT MY PLANTS SHOOT NUCLEAR MISSILES THAT ONE SHOT YOU (1000AP MAX DAMAGE)

This guy lost his mind because I picked Rell Mid... but then I carried him

BANKPLANK GETS YOU FULL BUILD IN 20 MINUTES FLAT! (EVERY Q = FREE GOLD)