Touhou 19 - Chiyari moment

This character is a menace, all you need is full meter and it's over. #touhou

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When I first fought this character in Ran's story, I had never been more confused and terrified playing a touhou game. Those little purple flame things are probably both my most and least favorite thing in a touhou game. Playing against it is your worst fears realized in a bullet hell, a homing bullet with tons of time to loiter and with seemingly no way to remove it. The things can even spawn on top of you, which coupled with her stage colors is infuriating. Though, when playing with them it's fucking hilarious watching the AI break. I have very little interest playing this game competitively but I'm curious to see what the proper good players think about her. Is she just a cheesy little shit used to pub stomp noobs or is she actually broken? I don't think anyone can really say for sure because the game has been out less than a week, but what do I know.

The video was fun to put together, a nice little culmination of techniques I've been experimenting with to make something fast that subscribes to the loud = funny philosophy. I feel like the flow of the video is off but didn't really want to work on it any longer. Ultimately, this is a shitpost and it's me triple dipping into the "I'm not gunna sugar coat it" meme; my first two times done in Ultrakill. Unlike my first one though, this one did not make me laugh.

Maybe this was all a waste of time. If it made your day just a little bit better, it was not.