The Hill I'll Die On

You know those random, slightly unhinged opinions you have that make zero sense to other people, but you will defend them no matter what? This week on Laugh Lines, Penn and I planting our flags on the silliest and most passionately defended opinions — also known as “the hill you’ll die on.” Mine? People who back into parking spaces in busy lots are selfish. (Yes, I said what I said.) We also hit the Laugh Line to hear all your hot takes — from the Oxford comma to pineapple on pizza to why pickles need to calm down.

So whether your hill is about cereal being soup, walking protocol on sidewalks, or your refusal to accept the one-space-after-a-period rule (let my spaces live!), you are welcome here. Come for the unhinged opinions, stay for the community of people who forget they’re not doing voice-to-text when leaving a voicemail. And stay tuned to the end of the show when Penn reveals his Top 5 hills to determine which he’s most passionate about (and provides us a full-blown TED Talk on Top Gun in the process.) #podcast #humor #funnymoments

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00:00 Welcome to Laugh Lines
1:45 Get Family Faceoff at shopholderness.com
3:07 Talk-To-Text Woes
4:27 "Hill I'll Die On" Origins
6:46 Kim's Hill
12:24 Our Listener's Hills
15:40 Berenstain Bears
22:54 Penn's Top Gun Rant
25:44 Are Audiobooks Reading?
33:28 Penn's Top 5 List
35:44 Quidditch Rules Stink
37:49 A New National Anthem