🎮🫡 BrewsdayBoiiz | I Can’t Believe We Beat the Whole Thing! 🫨🥳 | The Cradle | GOLDENEYE 007 | N64

The Cradle has this eerie, wind-whipped beauty to it — all rattling steel walkways and bottomless darkness — but don’t let that mood fool you. This level pushed Uncle Bob and Jack Dawsonscreek right to the breaking point. From the second the Cold War Clowns came sprinting in, it stopped being a mission and turned into a full-blown stress test of how many curse words two exhausted humans can produce while getting shot from every direction. If you’re searching GoldenEye 007 Cradle guide, N64 Cradle gameplay, GoldenEye retro playthrough, or how to beat Trevelyan, this chaos is exactly what you’re here for.

What makes the Cradle such a monster is how it never, ever gives you space to breathe. Half the run was chasing Trevelyan across shaking platforms while Jack Dawsonscreek yelled at the screen, and the other half was Uncle Bob once again proving he couldn’t run and gun his way out of a wet paper bag if his life depended on it. This is peak Jack Dawsonscreek territory — frantic, stubborn, determined — while Uncle Bob kept getting blindsided by every Kremlin Klutz spawning directly behind him.

And here’s the wild part — this is the final level. After nine grueling months of laughing, screaming, failing, arguing, restarting, forgetting objectives, getting mauled by guards, and generally questioning our life choices, we actually did it. We beat GoldenEye 007 on the N64. There’s this strange, quiet moment when Trevelyan finally falls and the mission ends — like all that frustration snaps into relief. Nine months of ridiculous chaos, and somehow we crossed the finish line. For everyone who stuck with us through every Jungle ambush, every Control-room meltdown, every Caverns panic sprint, thank you. This was a journey.

If you’re into GoldenEye 007 gameplay, retro gaming nostalgia, N64 longplays, classic FPS history, or just two guys losing their minds on camera, you’re in the right place. 🌫️ #GoldenEye64 #CradleLevel #GoldenEye007 #N64Gaming

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