My Foot, Your A** (obscure 70s soul)

The obscure Motown soul classic "My Foot, Your A**" first scuffed its way onto vinyl in 1967, courtesy of sax-slingin’ janitor-turned-crooner Big Earl Dynamite. In 1976, faded lounge singer and part-time astrologer Jimmy “Jive” Jenkins attempted a comeback, slapping a disco strut onto the track in hopes of dancefloor glory. Unfortunately, the only thing that broke was a speaker during its one radio spin. Jenkins now sells "vintage aura readings" at swap meets and insists the song was “ahead of its time... by at least 40 years.”

Lyrics:
Step on my toes
you must be dreamin
Thinkin you can mess with me
what the h*ll you schemin

I walk with a strut
got a glide in my step
But cross me fool
you’ll need some help

From the South Side groove
to the East Side clash
Don’t test me baby
it’s my foot
your a**

Oh yeah
my foot
your a**
That’s the equation
it happens so fast

You think you’re bad
You won’t outlast
The moment it’s
my foot
your a**

Now I’m smooth with my lady
dancin under the moon
Then here comes a sucker
actin up too soon

He said hey man
what you lookin at
I said your poor life decisions
and I ain’t takin that

With a cha-cha kick
and a soulful dash
Watch out sucker
it’s my foot
your a**

Oh yeah
my foot
your a**
Don’t make me repeat it
it’s a Motown smash

You’re talkin too loud
thinkin you’re brash
But soon it’s
my foot
your a**

Now listen here baby
I’m a lover not a fighter
I got love for days
But some folks keep testin
in the craziest ways

It ain’t science
it’s just simple math
One smart mouth
equals one swift path

To—y’all guessed it
MY FOOT
Your a**

Now here’s the twist
that you didn’t foresee
When I kick that a**
I bring harmony

I’ll kick you with style
and I’ll kick you with soul
You’ll be thankin me later
for teachin control

So the moral’s clear
don’t be talkin trash
Or you’ll face
the funky wrath
my foot
your a**

Oh yeah
my foot
your a**
Ain’t no room for fools
in this first-class jazz

Keep your cool
don’t be a jacka**
Or else it’s
my foot
your a**

Ohhhh I said my foot
Your a**
Say it again my foot
Your a**

From Detroit to LA
Your a**
This groove’s got somethin to say

Oh yeah
Stay classy or stay low
Cause my foot
Your a**
Knows the way to go

All music and lyrics written by Relatable Grooves. All video descriptions are made up for comedic purposes. I'm just an AI musician for fun.

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