Are You Stupid Or What?

I laugh at your jokes, even when they’re bad I text you first; does that not scream “I’m glad”? I wear your favorite color, sit close on the couch But you still ask me, “Why you acting loud?”

I send you memes with hearts and eyes I play your songs and fantasize I even baked you cookies once Boy, how dense can one guy be at lunch?

Are you stupid or what? Can’t you read the signs? I’m crushing so hard, it’s borderline I wink, I smile, I touch your arm You still think I’m just being warm Are you stupid or what? Do I need a neon light? Saying “Hey, I like you ; is that alright?” I swear you’re cute, but you’re missing the plot So tell me now… are you stupid or what?

I laugh too loud when you’re around I drop your name in every sound I ask about your weekend plans Then blush like crazy when you glance

I’ve liked you since forever, babe But you treat me like your study aide I’m not your bro, I’m not your sis I’m the girl who wants that kiss

Are you stupid or what? Can’t you see the glow? I’m basically screaming “Don’t let me go!” I flirt, I tease, I wear your tee You still think I’m just friendly Are you stupid or what? Should I spell it out? I like you, fool ; there’s no doubt So make a move, or I swear I’ll rot Waiting here… are you stupid or what? Really? Are you stupid or what?