All Sining All Dancing - The Simpsons(song only)

from the episode of the same name. all rights to 20th century fox.

(lyrics from simpsonscrazy.com)

Lisa: You like musicals don't you dad?
Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad
They're fake and phony and totally wrong
Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song
Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff
Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough
In our family videos we have clearly seen
you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.

[clips]

Bart: Mom was right, your singing's a sin
You're as les misérable as Lee Marvin
Marge: Sure your dad's singing could make your hair curl
but you too Bart have sung and danced like a girl
Bart: Eep.

[clips]

Lisa: That was pretty bad Bart, but it could have been worse
you could have been carrying a sequined verse
Bart: I hate to dance, and prance and sing
That's really more of a Milhouse thing
Marge: I think you move like a young Baryshnikov
Snake: Nobody move, or I'll blow your heads off
All: Ohh
Snake: Ohh.

Marge: It's a desperate criminal on the run from the law
please spare my children
Homer: And their damp-trousered pa
Snake: A singing family, it's worse than I feared
for hostage purposes, you're just too weird. Bye!
Homer: See? All this singing scared him away
if we just talked like normal he'd probably stay
Lisa: Many people in this town sing like we do
There's Mr. Burns, there's Krusty, and even Apu.

[clips]

Lisa: Because he was singing, we overheard his plan
and could save those dogs from that mean old man
Bart: It still wasn't worth, Burns, a song and dance
Snake: I'm back so resume, wetting your pants
Homer: Okay
Snake: Because of you all I've got a tune in my head
and the only way to stop it is to make you all dead
Say your prayers, and then it's kablamo
Uh-oh, I'll be back when I get some ammo. Bye!

Homer: Even the criminals are beginning to croon
Marge: Homey, this whole town runs on a tune
Our churches, our clubs, our government too
Bart: Springfield swings like a pendulum do
Lisa: We can't even get any local laws passed
without everyone singing... like a big broadway cast.

[clips]

Homer: All right Marge
you've convinced me
there are more terrible things
than musical comedies where everyone sings
Lisa: There is something worse
Bart: And it really does blow
All: When a long running series does a cheesy clip show!
Snake: I'm back to commit phelonious assault
because your infernal singing, just would not halt.