Off The Hook VS Fire & Ice - Suffer No Fools (Unofficial Lyrics) - Splatoon 3

My take on the lyrics for Suffer No Fools.

Here it is, Suffer No Fools! ...god, why is a single loop of this song two and a half minutes long this took so freaking long to edit UUUUUUGGGGHHHH

I had some fun with the first half (or first quarter technically since i'm just talking about the pearl v frye verse) with all the different edits, but I honestly don't really like how Shiver and Marina's part turned out. A lot of the edits felt a little too samey, and the lyrics didn't really feel like they lent themselves to having fun edits like the banter between Frye and Pearl.

The whole video, overall, also felt a bit overcluttered to be honest, so here's two extra versions of it, one without lyrics, and one without the background video:

No Lyrics:    • suffer no lyrics  
No Background:    • suffer no bg  
 
Lyrics:
Spark the fire, let it burn down!
Can’t stop!
The spread!

Small fish, stick to your bowl.
We’re money makin’,
takin’ control.

Watch this-
I’ll show you kids the art of diss!

Listen-
Step back!
Don’t need you hacks

I-
We’re glory houdin’, poundin’-
Wait your TURN!

News for you princess-
you’re not the boss here.
Don’t waltz on our turf
expecting us to cheer! Ha!

Where’s your big buddy
to help you pass this test?
Tuneless, too-stressed, true pests,
two goons making a mess!

Yap-yap-yap, your jaws
flap-flap-flap, but tell me,
who’s backing you up?
Imaginary friends?

Check behind- she’s divine, one of a kind,
voice so fine, BIG mind!
How nice for you that you got your own grouper!
As if! Listen to this!

We’ve still got the fire within!

We’re the OGs, and you can’t
Stand up!

You think you can rise up?
You’re washed!

You’ll lose to the reigning queens!

Watch out!

We took the crown before, we’ll
Repeat!

We’ll put you fools down in
Your place!

You’ll know not to mess with us!
Listen to that beat,
Feel that beat rock,

It’s the beat of deets,
Your defeat!

Your haunting voice… there’s no escape…
How nice it must be for your loving fans.

You’re far too kind! I love your vibe.
I can learn so much from your style.

You remind me of my neighbor’s little kid…
What’s that saying? ‘Octo see, Octo do.’

Glad you approve- your praise has left me moved.
Thanks to your notes, I’ll find my groove!

Oh, look at the time.
Isn’t it getting late?

Not at all! I could go on
like this all night long!

How’s that? Had enough yet?!

Start filing because you’re
Bankrupt!

No chance up here for you fools!
No shot!

Unorganized, you ain’t
Stayin’!

We end careers left and right!

You lost!

We took names, and we kicked
Your ass!

Goodbye to your precious
Street cred!

Don’t forget who set the stage,
We’re the queens of ink,
We’re the order,

Order and chaos,
you’ve got none!