we solved fnaf and we're Not Kidding.

When I say we're not kidding I mean it, with two major points (listed in the chapter timestamps below if you want to get to the big stuff and not the other little things), we've undone some deeply held fandom beliefs in theories that have been considered basically confirmed for the longest time. But when looking at them, they just don't hold up, not as much as what we've discovered.

So if you're here to watch all two hours, sit back, grab some pizza and hold back all potential hate/argument comments until we've finished.

This is also: our first video! We plan to do more, but not just FNaF. To make SURE of this, our next video is 90% likely to be a Sonic theory which no one makes videos on but Cori has a lot of so be prepped for that. Maybe Cori will revisit my first posted theory "blink motherfucker" at some point. Although we probably won't have another two hour one, editing was hell for it. This just needed it real bad.

Most of the theorizing heavy lifting was Cori.
Most of the writing/editing heavy lifting was Connie.
But we both contributed to both.

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Theory Videos Referenced/Used:
(I wanted to put cards but youtube only allows five??? there's more than 5 so here they are)
@RyeToast [   • I've SOLVED Midnight Motorist!! | FNA...  ]
@bonswootch [   • The Truth about the MCI  ]
@Dawko [   • A DISCOVERY HAS BEEN MADE - GOLDEN FR...  ]
@ImmenseAndrew [   • The Survival Logbook is STILL importa...  ]
@Stormister [   • I found a reason for Afton to look so...  ]
@Dawko [   • An Interview with Scott Cawthon - The...  ]
@FuhNaff [   • I Solved FNAF Help Wanted 2  ]
@RyeToast ft @theooftroop [   • Does the FNAF MUSIC Hold the SECRETS ...  ]
@RyeToast [   • What is FNAF World ACTUALLY About? | ...  ]
@GameTheory [   • Game Theory: FNAF, Bonnie's Haunted P...  ]

Not Theory Videos but important ones:
@RyeToast [   • LORE HUNTING AND THEORY CRAFTING | FN...  ]
Jaze Cinema [   • All UCN voice lines with subtitles  ]
Overly Sarcastic Productions [   • Miscellaneous Myths: Sisyphus Capture...  ]
@Dawko [   • RUIN IS HERE AND OH MAN... IT'S SCARY...  ]

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Cori's Tumblrs: birdsareblooming.tumblr.com | adhd-sonic-the-hedgehog.tumblr.com
Connie's Tumblrs: whencartoonsruletheworld.tumblr.com | autisticshadowthehedgehog.tumblr.com
Cori's shitposting youtube: @birdsareblooming
Cori's TeePublic Page: tee.pub/lic/coribird
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00:00:00 Intro
00:02:46 The Aftons the the Beginning of Tragedy - Part 1
00:23:38 The Missing Children - Part 2
00:40:30 Who is Cassidy? - MAJOR POINT #1 - Part 3
01:04:55 WOE, Nightmare Gas be Upon Ye - Part 4
01:11:34 Give Gifts, Give Life - Part 5
01:27:45 The Last Aftons Get Scooped - Part 6
01:46:35 The Vengeful Spirit - MAJOR POINT #2 - Part 7
02:11:04 One More Thing About Cassidy - Epilogue
02:15:02 Credits/Bibliography