I made my asshole friends do asmr and it was... bad (1000 Sub Special?)

Hint: It's not asmr. They were essentially screaming in some parts and since I'm absolutely hopeless at working with audio in Adobe Audition, the normalizing of the audio levels probably didn't do anything even remotely of value. R.I.P ears. I'm so sorry. If you go deaf, please don't sue me.

You can sue them though.

Introducing: "Narutofucker" and "Narutofucker69"

1. Their sense of humour is not one which is suited for the innocent. You have been warned.
2. They are now the self-assigned co-presidents of my fan club? (Did not consent to this)
3. For the sake of their livelihood, anonymity to some degree has been retained through blurring. (I'm looking at you, the one in the pink stripes; you kept bending over and coming into frame) In hindsight, we should have used a mask.
4. In terms of asmr, there was less than a minute of viable footage so this... "style" of video was chosen instead. Despite the relatively minimal editing, I still had to listen to them planning to insert a Zoom h6 microphone into their butt holes for at least 30 times, which I now believe to be the cause of my war flashbacks.
5. They're not usually this hyper, relax everyone :)
6. Again, I'm so sorry.

Uploading this video onto the internet honestly scares me... Some of you will probably hate this video and I apologize in advance. However, I won't quit doing actual asmr videos in the future(sorry to have concerned some of y'all :))

I would also like to say THANK YOU TO ALL 1093 OF MY SUBSCRIBERS!! WE MADE IT TO 2019! EUGENE IS VERY PROUD OF YOU ALL ;) (Though this video alone will probably cut those numbers by at least 2 fold haha)

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