RAFO - a Wheel of Time Parody

RAFO (read and find our) by WinespringInc.
a Wheel of Time parody

spoiler level: all books vague spoilers


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original Song - Go West by PetShopBoy

Lyrics:

RJ had a favorite phrase
when with questions faced
In his special way
He‘d just smile an say

RAFO Who is Lews Therin
(RAFO) Can we trust Morrain
(RAFO) whats with padan fain
(RAFO) will they free egwene

RAFO Whats in Rudhian
(RAFO) Whos the Car a Carn
(RAFO) is tar vallon lost
(RAFO) rebellion at what cost?
RAFO who will live and die
(RAFO) whos the dark ones spie
(RAFO) will rand go mad
(RAFO) ist he ending good or sad?

(RAFO) Will Mat loose an Eye
(or learn to) trust the Aes Sedai
(RAFO) Is Perrin wolf or Man
(RAFO) Did he doom Aram?

(Were wondring) Can Nyneave be calm
(and find her)way to touch Saidar
(and also) will she marry Lan
(impossble) can she heal Logain

(RAFO) What is Verins deal?
(RAFO) Will they break the seals
(RAFO) Whats the chosens plan?
(RAFO) Who killed Amsodean

(RAFO) Will the slog ever end
RAFO What are pillow friends
RAFO Why does Gawain suck
(RAFO ) learn the truth what is in the box

Then when RJ was gone
We turned (we turned) to Brandon Sanderson,
Who then took up the pen
And then (at last) it would start again
RAFO there so many strings
(To tie up)
and unanswered things
(and thats why) one book became three
(full of) new theories

(Were begging) Will Elaida fall
(and finaly) Egwene wear the stoal
(we’re waiting) Will Elayne be queen
(be part of) warder-bond supreme

WE WILL READ AND FIND OUT
(RAFO) Can we win the fight
(With The) army of the light
(RAFO) will Rand seal the deal
(RAFO) and was Nakomi real?

What is Ji eh Tho (RAFO)
Is stones simply GO (RAFO)
Will Lanfear be back (RAFO)
Wo will Berrelain shagg

Read and, read and, read and find out

How does bale fire work
(RAFO) are all whitecloak jerks
(RAFO) are there sequel hooks
(RAFO) Will Loial write his book
Read and, Read and Read and, FIND OUT