They Said No 'Yard Art', So I Installed a Decommissioned Traffic Light!

Karen Said My House Was 'Bland', So I Hired a Graffiti Artist!

They Fined My Puddle, So I Added Ducks and Called It a 'Micro Pond'!

HOA Banned My Son's Go Kart, So I Bought Him a Used Zamboni!

«Прикончите её, она уже слаба», — сказала Карен своим вооружённым охранникам, не зная, что она бы...

They Demanded I Get Rid of My Rock Garden, So I Hired a Sculptor to Carve Them Into Gargoyles!

Karen Said My Bird Feeder Attracted Pests, So I Installed a Giant Aviary and Filled It With Birds

Ассоциация владельцев жилья снесла мой забор — а потом дикие кабаны разрушили их дома

She was Paid $5,000 to Show Up Ugly to a Date — Unaware He was Her Billionaire CEO

I Endured HOA Calling Cops on Me for Months — Then My Footage Sent Their President to Jail!

Karen Said My Porch Light Was Too Bright, So I Installed Motion Activated Flood Lights Everywhere!

HOA Board Blocked My Snow Drain Path — But the Freeze–Thaw Cycle Split Their Road in Half

I Bought an Old Farm Outside the HOA—They Demanded Dues or Eviction, So I Fought Back Hard!

Karen Hated My Wind Chimes, So I Upgraded to a Full Sized Gong!

HOA Карен сняла мои нагревательные кабели, но резкое похолодание первым делом прорвало все трубы ...

Меня ВЫШВЫРНУЛИ с работы, как ненужного подрядчика... а через час моё ИСЧЕЗНОВЕНИЕ стоило им...

HOA Patrol Officer Climbed My Ranch Fence — So Grandpa Electrified It!

I Found HOA Cops on My Vineyard — I’m Not Even in Their HOA, and They Regret It!

HOA Karen Blocked My Garage Door, 2 Minutes Later I Deployed the Hazmat Response Unit

HOA Karen Won't Stop Using My Driveway, So I Installed a Gate and She Can't Get Through!

HOA Built a Floating Restaurant on My Lake — But Screamed When I Drained the Water Overnight