Why Ralsei Grows the Beard - A Deltarune Theory Video

because he's an old goat, duh.
no, seriously. I'll prove it.
an obsessive theorycraft video from a longtime fan.

i freaking DARE you to watch this if you haven't played undertale and deltarune (tell me in the comments)

this took me two months, multiple all-nighters and easily 100+ hours of all out MMA grappling with sony vegas. enjoy.
wherein I talk about Ralsei Deltarune for nearly 20 minutes

this was a labor of love, where love is the burning feeling in the back of my mind for four years that I've been absolutely dying to make a video about.
thank you for your time.

TIMESTAMPS
00:00 I Want the Jockington
00:19 Pixel Intro Scan Laser (Goes Hard)
00:31 It's Me, It's Me
00:48 Spoiler Warning (Like You Care)
01:05 I Met Toby Fox Once For Real
01:34 :heart: Proceed (to the Analysis)
01:36 Ralsei.
02:18 What's a Darkner?
02:28 The Dark World
04:01 The Dark World(TM)
04:13 Funny Number
04:31 Ralsei Isn't Asriel
04:44 Fine, the Computer Room
05:10 Big Reveal
05:22 Big Reveal (Real)
05:57 Fine, The Window Room
06:12 Funny Number 2
06:37 Bangin' sermon my man
07:18 Bones Befriended Your Dad
07:42 It's a Dang Setup
08:09 Step On It
08:39 Wingman Dad
08:49 Probably The Biggest Tipoff
09:32 Chocolate. Man I didn't put this in the video but if this is just a really long version of the "flirt with Toriel, then Call Her Mom" joke I'm gonna flip a brick.
09:41 COWBOY SHOW
09:53 FRIEND INSIDE ME
10:25 Funny Number 3
10:33 SENDIN' FRIED ME
10:45 GERSON TIME
11:13 So, He's a Goat, Right
11:25 WORLDBUILDING.
12:19 Watch Me Get Flak For This Awesome Idea
12:25 Dess
12:36 The Killy Route
13:10 Togore
13:56 The Poor Children
14:03 Spangtong Fgking Dee
14:22 Why You Can't Take This Seriously
14:40 DIVORCED DAD
14:45 Bergen Trucking Cover (DT Mix)
15:09 Why You Can Take This Seriously
16:08 I'm Taking Too Long
16:29 Self Indulgent Audio Drama
18:14 Soldier: Skip to the end.
18:38 Credits

...which are also right here!
CREDITS:
All Voices and Editing:
DT Varlux
Video Clips:
TF2 - Expiration Date
Ralsei, Prince of Memes - Cwitchy
I Can't Read - @BakleBoi
Ralsei Cake - cornmeal
Deltarune 3+4 Commercial - Toby Fox ig
papyrus knight meme - u/Radicalmammajamma
That ain't Falco - mechasolaris
I'm Old! - thales di miletu
Mikes' Steamed Hams - Round Bird Productions
One Hell of a Ride! - PootStablook
these are the mysteries animated intro - ricesnot(?)
Do not mess with Gerson - Hallow Ice
Divorced Dads anime intro - Graeme Barrett
Asgore Truck Compilation - Lessons in Meme Culture, Various

Music:
carbon - DT Varlux
yeah it is - James Roach
SWORD ALTTP Cover - porygonlover322
Bergentrückung + ASGORE | Arrangement! - Ann
Asgore Metal - ‪@LameGenie‬ (BEST BAND)    • Undertale (ASGORE) - Metal Music Video - L...  
Veni Vidi Vici - jacksqrd    • VENI VIDI VICI (by jacksqrd)  
tomorrow - DT Varlux

Art:
Ralsei with a Beard - Lucy the Flareon   / lucytheflareon  
cool Gerson - StelLizard https://x.com/StelLizard/status/19344...
baby asriel sprite - me yeah I made it

please visit my Ko-Fi if you had fun, a whopper jr costs like $3 and I am SO hungy
https://ko-fi.com/deletedtestimony

I'M GOING TO FREAKING SLEEP

#deltarune #jockington #videoessay #gametheory #funny #ralsei #asgore #undertale #swag