My Top Laner is a Hardstuck Iron 1.3 MILLION Darius OTP!

AUTISM RANT DOCUMENTARY:
Rollisan is considered one of the best top laners in NA Iron pisslow pissuck pisstrash elo CURRENTLY.

He climbed his way to the top of the ranking ladder and in the year of 2025 he peaked rank 4 in the region with an average lane domination of 88% averaging KDA of 4:1. For three consecutive years, he teared through the high elo iron division and after 711 games this season he's destroyed some of the best Iron OTP top laners in the division.

This year, he's making his way into Calvinlow (Bronze IV elo) where he will make his first-ever debut in the trenches of Calvinlow. Calvinlow is an elo that holds some of the finest iron/bronze OTPs. This elo is the merest parallel representation of survival of the fittest, as only the ruthless of pisslow players come out on top.

Today, he meets the number 1 rank HIGH ELO HIGH SELF GLAZING Darius OTP 'FF1 Kralvin' aka 'The Wolf of Bronzo bonobo elo', the god of Calvinlow. He and the FF1 pushes push through the match for a plus 19 LP.

im just kidding im not hihg elo




NOTES TO MY HAPPY PISSLOW VIEWERS:
It's my birthday this week and i decided to push out a dumbo gumbo pisslow video =] i turn 24! And I finally saved up to $3500!!!!! im making good steps to achieve happiness