They Showed Us Their Most Dangerous Weapon — Humans Asked "Can We Buy That in Bulk?" | HFY Story

They Showed Us Their Most Dangerous Weapon — Humans Asked “Can We Buy That in Bulk?” | HFY Sci-Fi Story

When the Galactic Council unveils the Null Cascader—a reality-unmaking weapon so dangerous it once destroyed three moons—they expect terror, panic, and immediate retreat.

What they do not expect is a group of humans taking notes, asking about warranty options, and trying to negotiate a bulk-purchase discount.
In this hilarious yet terrifying HFY sci-fi story, the galaxy’s most advanced civilizations watch, horrified, as humanity treats a civilization-ending weapon like industrial equipment.

While other species flee the demonstration chamber, the human delegation calmly analyses power draw, output efficiency, and whether this thing can be used for asteroid mining.

But everything changes when humans flawlessly operate the prototype on their first try… and then casually suggest upgrades that outmatch the combined research of eight alien civilizations.

What begins as a deterrent demonstration becomes a full-scale political crisis — as the Council realizes it has unintentionally opened the door to selling reality-warping weapons to a species whose cultural motto might as well be “Impossible? Watch us.”

If you enjoy HFY chaos, deathworlder logic, alien panic, overpowered humans, and dark comedy, this story is perfect for you.

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