Merry Crisis and Happy New Fear

Lyrics:
Three
Two
One
Same you

New year’s toast, same routine
Same alarm, same caffeine
Fireworks outside the block
Inside — nothing got unlocked

Promises written in snow
Gone by week two, maybe four
Calendar flips, confetti dies
Still the same old corporate life

They say “this time, I swear it’s real”
Say it every year, same deal
Change the number, feel brand new
Different year — identical you

New year, new me — yeah right
Same old job, another lie
Change one digit, close your eyes
Nothing moves, but time just flies

Same desk
Same pay
Same hell
Different day

“I can’t take this place no more”
Said that back in twenty-four
Five more years, same damn chair
Same badge scan, same dead stare

Team events and pizza nights
Motivation slides and lights
“We’re a family” — corporate joke
Funny how the rich still cope

Countdown hits, they scream “reset”
But nothing’s changed — just more regret
Raise a glass, repeat the lie
Next year comes — and so do I

New year, new me — encore show
Same old path I never chose
Same excuses, fresher tone
Different year — same comfort zone

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Error found
Resolution not installed

Reboot hope
Please stand by
Progress stuck
Try next time

New year, new me — say it loud
Laugh it off with the crowd
Change the clock, not the plan
Same machine
Same poor man