EPISODE 8: “I’m Not Toxic, I’m Just Hilarious” 💣🤣

Some call it toxic, we call it comedy. This week we’re diving into the messy side of dating stories, petty revenge, and those bad decisions you swore you’d never admit out loud. From playing dumb on purpose, to lies that accidentally became canon, we’re unpacking the entertaining chaos that makes toxic relationships, cheating stories, and messy situationships worth retelling.




In This Episode We Unpack:
• Petty confessions that were wrong but objectively hilarious 🤣
• Playing dumb in situationships (and actually getting away with it)
• Red flags in dating that friends now enable because they’re entertaining 🚩
• Hoe phase logic vs. relationship advice that would never make it to a therapy session 🗒️
• Villain Era moments: when you were dead wrong, but also kind of a visionary 👀
• Best friend banter + storytime podcast energy (aka your weekly reminder that closure in relationships is optional)

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever justified your hoe phase with “but it was funny though.”




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Timestamps:
01:13 — What’s something you did that you knew was wrong but was objectively hilarious?
04:21 — When have you played dumb on purpose and it actually worked? 🤪
06:09 — What’s something you got away with that you’d 1000% do again?
08:05 — What’s a toxic trait you have that your friends now enable because it’s entertaining? ☕️
10:17 — What lie did you tell that became canon because you refused to correct it?
14:34 — GAME: Villain or Visionary? 😈