George Costanza's Greatest hits

Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza

Classic lines like:
It's not you, it's me
I'm Cartwright
You had to have the big sallad
I'm an architect
I wish there were pigmen
Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl
Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up
I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution
I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back
I was at the pool, there were shinkage
Sex with the cleaning lady
She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman
Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in
My mother caught me, I was alone
I am Costanza, lord of the idiots
This is like discovering plutonium by accident
George is getting upset
Serenity now
I hate the Drake
I'm gonna need some water here
You get in the mood
George's answering machine
Killing independent George