Introvert Anthem (original song) - Mat Mellor

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LYRICS:
I'm not sure if I'm introverted or if I just hate everyone
If you asked my favourite holiday destination, I'd say "home."
I'll throw a pity party when parties don't get cancelled
And I'm probably gonna die pretty soon because ringing the doctor's is not worth the hassle

I rehearse what I'm gonna say when I order food
And I'm dreading getting to the front of the queue
And when I've ordered, the server says enjoy your meal
And I say "you too." (dammit)
When the phone rings and I'm just staring at it
Wondering with whether it'd be better to answer or just kill myself
When I'm in town and see someone I know, should I go say hello...or just kill myself
There's a group of people in this world
Who hate being in groups

This is a song for the guys who can't look in people's eyes
for the girls who wish their rooms were their whole world
For the people who never have anything to say on the phone
For the children who find it hard to make friends
For the adults who think their friends hate them
For everyone who wants to stay at home
Well you're not alone, no, you're not alone
Even though you'd probably prefer to be

I swear I'm not antisocial, I do like you
I like being around you too, it's true
But if you could kindly shut up for a while
so I can sit in my room and think about death
I know I'm in there a lot but I swear I'm not masturbating
Instead I'm just sitting on my bed and wondering if everyone hates me
And also writing songs about it
And I'm gonna die alone but I'm okay with that
At least I don't have to make small talk on my deathbed
Introverts, we gotta stick together
But only for a couple of hours at a time
Because I wanna go home now

But I think everyone's at least a little introverted
Just like everyone's at least a little bit perverted (just a little)
and there's nothing wrong with that
No, there's nothing wrong with hiding yourself away if you need to
We're not a different race, we just need our space