Lyric Video - GACHIKAWAII (ガチ可愛い) by Makahushigi Henkakusha -DesDes- (魔訶不思議変革者-デスデス-) KAN/ROM/ENG 歌詞

Lyric video for ガチ可愛い (Seriously Cute/Gachi Kawaii) by 魔訶不思議変革者-デスデス- (The Mysterious Reformer -DeathDeath-). This is one of the best Japanese chika (underground) idol songs ever, by one of my favorite bands.

魔訶不思議変革者-デスデス-の「ガチ可愛い」リリックビデオです。
これは日本の地下アイドルソングの中でも最高の一曲だと思っていますし、大好きなグループの一つです。
誰も作らないかもしれないので、自分でリリックビデオを作りたいと思いました。
歌詞もすごく面白くて良いので、ぜひ注目してみてください！

#ガチ可愛い
#魔訶不思議変革者デスデス
#魔訶不思議変革者
#デスデス
#GACHIKAWAII
#MakahushigiHenkakushaDesDes
#MakafushigiHenkakushaDesDes
#地下アイドル
#アイドル

LONG DESCRIPTION BELOW

I really wanted to create a lyric video for this because there's a good chance nobody else will, and the lyrics are actually really great and funny. Maybe this video will give English-speakers a chance to enjoy them too. Or maybe you just like the song and this video makes it easier to search for.

Anyway, all credits go to Makafushigi Henkakusha-DesDes- ( https://x.com/desdes__info/ ), MTR ( https://x.com/mitsuru_0216 ), and Ooshiro Fumiya. You can find the member's twitters at these addresses too:
NANAI: https://x.com/desdes_NANAI/
Owoi: https://x.com/desdes_owoi/
Mizore (Twitter no longer availible): https://x.com/desdes_mizore/
Mono: https://x.com/desdes_mono/
Reno: https://x.com/desdes_reno/
Mao: https://x.com/desdes_mao/
Fujiko: https://x.com/desdes_fujiko/

If you want the English lyrics, here you go. They're not literal, but I think they capture the meaning of the song fairly well:

Nobody can compete at all
Completely unworthy opponents
Started falling for me? Everyone's obsessed

A master seducer has taken the stage
My lovable face accentuates my feminine charm
It's just how I am, it's not your fault
I’m so cute, it’s overpowered

Using my secret weapon - "kyun" - to take you "out"! (game over)
That guy? Which guy? This guy - they're all obsessed (Ayy)
Naturally you'll spoil me, or someone else will. (just saying~)

Electrifying gaze - Am I cute? Yes, I know! Everyone knows I'm a divine masterpiece
You love me, right? It's our secret
You love me, right? It's our secret

Reflected in the shop window~
Tekumaku mayakon (Magical transformation~!)
[TL Note: This is a reference to magical girl transformation in a magical mirror]

Seriously cute, seriously cute!
I'm really a one-sided love factory
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
A lethal dose of cuteness, I'm instantly guilty
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
Even the haters fall for me, sorry!
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
Mirror, yo mirror, check 1 2

My shiny, glossy hair and all that...
...and this enchanting hourglass figure...
Starting to catch feelings? Everyone is!

Makeup alone can’t create this.
“Got a secret routine?” Not especially~
It's not your fault - just born this way.
I’m so cute, it’s overpowered

Seriously cute, seriously cute!
I'm really a one-sided love factory
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
A lethal dose of cuteness, I'm instantly guilty
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
Even the haters fall for me, sorry!
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
Mirror, yo mirror, check 1 2

No no, you really don't get it.
You totally don't get how to make a girl happy, huh?
Nowadays just saying "cute"... that won't do, you know?!
Everyone can do better, right?

Insanely cute, angry cute, cheeky cute, strong cute, lazy cute, dreamy cute, emo cute, absolutely cute!

I'm pretty cute, huh?
Am I cute?
I'm cute, aren't I?
Super cute, no?!
Cute...
Cute, ain't it?
Cute, yeah?
But in the end, who would you say is cutest?

Insanely cute, angry cute, cheeky cute, strong cute, lazy cute, dreamy cute, emo cute, absolutely cute!

Seriously cute, seriously cute!
I'm really a one-sided love factory
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
A lethal dose of cuteness, I'm instantly guilty
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
Even the haters fall for me, sorry!
Seriously cute, seriously cute!
Mirror, yo mirror, check 1 2

Unrelenting Self-Confidence
An insane-plot twist you can't miss
[TL Note: “Janpu-teki tenkai” refers to plot developments from Shounen Jump manga anthologies]
Perverted fans can't take the teasing anymore (lmao)
[TL Note: “Rakisuke” refers to the “lucky pervert” anime trope, but doesn’t have an easy translation into English. “Nante ne” means “just kidding” or that the statement was in jest.]
A genius making hearts flutter with temptation
Look, you're already head over heels, right?
But the rest is for paid-members only, you know~