Carnivorous Slide Song

Slide eater
The author of the song Twin Sisters.
There's a slide they say's alive swallowing kids up whole
Its teeth are sharp it loves the dark and eats without a soul
But here comes Cranky brave and true she ain't afraid to fight
She'll face the Boss she'll break the slide and bring back all the light

The people whispered in the town about the evil slide
They said it's haunted they said it's cursed they wanted just to hide
But Cranky heard she grabbed her sword and marched up to the beast
She said don't worry little ones tonight you'll have a feast

Slide slide you're going down Cranky's on the case
Boss you better watch your back she'll put you in your place
Her cheerful grin and hearty laugh will drive you to the wall
With Cranky here there's nothing dark that's ever gonna sprawl

The Boss came out with evil grin his voice a lowly growl
He said lil Cranky you can't win prepare to take a bow
But Cranky smiled without a doubt she knew just what to say
She'd faced the worst and still stood strong the Boss would rue this day

The battle raged the Boss was mad he used his every trick
But Cranky faster smarter too she wouldn’t be so licked
She found the slide’s main power source and gave it quite a kick
Then all the teeth they dropped right down the slide now just a stick

Slide slide you're going down Cranky's on the case
Boss you better watch your back she'll put you in your place
Her cheerful grin and hearty laugh will drive you to the wall
With Cranky here there's nothing dark that's ever gonna sprawl