Bad TF2 Weapon Tournament Bracket

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Which TF2 weapon is the worst of the worst? And how many times can we say the phrase "opportunity cost" in 90 minutes? Find out, in this exciting rip-off of a Hivemind video (but with gross sweaty nerds instead).

The other two nerds: ‪@fishstickonastick-gaming‬ ‪@Great_Blue‬

An important disclaimer if you are questioning the validity of the results of this tournament: there is no validity. This is just for fun. In my opinion, the results of a bracket like this might as well be entirely random depending on who is deciding the winner of each matchup. And the "seed" probably matters a lot as well. It is very likely that you would come up with a different result. Go ahead and do it yourself if you don't believe me. One time I did this with my friends and the Candy Cane won. And my friends probably play TF2 more than I do. So just keep in mind that this is all just a means to an end: to make you smile at our disdain for poorly designed unlockables and to have a good time listening to our discussion. :)

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SFM weapon icons by ‪@T0TEN‬

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 -- Introduction!
2:29 -- Back Scatter VS Red Tape Recorder
7:05 -- Buffalo Steak Sandvich VS Tribalman’s Shiv
7:56 -- Enforcer VS Sun-on-a-Stick
9:43 -- Gas Passer VS Vita Saw
16:19 -- Huo-Long Heater VS Liberty Launcher
19:23 -- Manmelter VS Equalizer
21:15 -- Raycon VS Ear Holes
22:22 -- Thermal Thruster VS Crit-a-Cola
25:52 -- Reserve Shooter VS The Classic
28:46 -- Pomson 6000 VS Baby Face’s Blaster
33:08 -- Overdose VS Fan O’War
35:27 -- Blutsauger VS Warrior’s Spirit
37:20 -- Righteous Bison VS Ullapool Caber
38:33 -- Hot Hand VS Shahanshah
40:10 -- Eviction Notice VS Third Degree
40:37 -- Candy Cane VS Sharpened Volcano Fragment
42:02 -- B.A.S.E. Jumper VS Sandman
43:20 -- Back Scatter VS Tribalman’s Shiv
45:35 -- Sun-on-a-Stick VS Gas Passer
46:11 -- Huo-Long Heater VS Equalizer
47:04 -- Crit-a-Cola VS The Classic
49:07 -- Overdose VS Pomson 6000
51:44 -- Righteous Bison VS Blutsaguer
58:32 -- Eviction Notice VS Hot Hand
1:01:06 -- Sandman VS Sharpened Volcano Fragment
1:01:52 -- Tribalman’s Shiv VS Gas Passer
1:08:37 -- Equalizer VS The Classic
1:09:19 -- Righteous Bison VS Pomson 6000
1:12:02 -- Sandman VS Hot Hand
1:17:32 -- Gas Passer VS Hot Hand
1:20:51 -- Equalizer VS Bison
1:21:43 -- Bison VS Gas Passer
1:26:55 -- WINNER... or loser?