30 It's Too Hard - Less Than Done - /v/ the Musical V

Based on: It's My Life - Bon Jovi

Lyrics:
This ain't a game for the casual-minded
No on-screen prompts so that you're reminded
I ain't gonna win, just keep getting knocked down
You'll read my reviews
Gonna spread it around

It's too hard
It's just like Dark Souls
Can't even make it past tutorials
I just want to make it to the end
(It's too hard)
This game won't even meet me halfway
The devs should just let me
Do it my way
I just want to make it to the end
It's too hard

Why can't it be like other games around
It's not holding my hand, what a big letdown
These games should be made easier, make no mistake
Don't fetishize skill
Skipping battles is great

It's too hard
It's just like Dark Souls
Can't even make it past tutorials
I just want to make it to the end
(It's too hard)
This game won't even meet me halfway
The devs should just let me
Do it my way
I just want to make it to the end
It's too hard

Gotta double-down when they're saying you're lame
Just whine, just blog, man, complain they should change

It's too hard
It's just like Dark Souls
Can't even make it past tutorials
I just want to make it to the end
(It's too hard)
This game won't even meet me halfway
The devs should just let me
Do it my way
I just want to make it to the end
(It's too hard)