This is How You DON'T Play Splatoon 3 Inkling World Order Edition

Oh yeah folks, after making TiHYDP Splatoon REE-Inked, it was inevitable that TiHYDP Splatoon 3 IWO would happen and it is here in time for Splatoon's 8th anniversary.

After playing the first game badly and sucking at it so bad (and after around 12 hours of game time), he skips the second game and says the game is the same as the first one with 'a few tweaks' despite not even playing the game (a theme that he has been doing for around 70-80% of new 1st party Switch games). However, after a gullible fan donated him eShop funds, the King of Xbox fanboys decides to get the 3rd game to see how much has changed since his playthrough of the 1st game. Of course folks, you'll know what's gonna happen here, more terrible game skill (much worse than Splatoon 1), being bad at the game, always blaming his teammates and making Nintendo the scapegoat as par the course, always saying Splatoon 3 is the same game as the first one while hypocritically getting every CoD game that's been more of the same one every year in the past decade, always getting lag in the matches due to his trash Business Internet (which he has two of and why he couldn't get standard broadband for domestic use as that has better bandwidth) and playing online and streaming at the same time and the amount of excuses he has to try to come up with to hide his hate on a 1st party Switch release. Well folks, you know what's coming up with his juicy montage of a entitled, ungrateful, greedy manbaby troglodyte who only enjoys gaming if his braincell deprived dentheads inflate his black hole wallet. Well folks, I'll be stepping away from Phil for a while, but I'll be doing a TiHYDP on the Game Grumps on their Sonic Generations playthrough, so that'll be expected for next month, so I'll see you then! Until then, enjoy this work of art of more online Switch play, only the shitty may apply.

Timestamps:
Disclaimer/Prologue - 0:00:00
Session 1 - Return of the DarksydeKraken. - 0:03:52
Intermission 1 - 0:29:38
Session 2 - A Repetitive Streamer's Salty Nightmare! - 0:33:01
Intermission 2 - 1:20:08
Session 3 - Darksy's Level 1 Anarchy! - 1:21:27
Final Daily Porks/Epilogue/Credits - 2:11:06

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