𝗜𝗳 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗧 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴

"Under the Reddit Influence" is the national anthem for Reddit users. Legend has it, listening to this song gives you infinite karma.

Anyway here are the lyrics:


[Intro]
In the depths of the scroll, where the blue links glow,
A million takes ignite in the night.
In the court of the Mods, where the bans fall slow,
All dissent is a TOS smite.


[Verse 1]
Welcome to the front page of collective delusion,
Where the hot tab burns with a sweet illusion.
Farm that karma, chase that score,
Post the same meme they’ve seen before.

Sacrifice your time to the algorithm altar,
One weird opinion and they smell your falter.
Echo chamber roaring like a double-kick drum,
Downvotes raining when you don’t play dumb.

[Pre-Chorus]
Gold, silver, awards for a repost thread,
Takes recycled more than the jokes they’ve read.
You breathe one take that is slightly cursed,
Now the hive is howling, “OP is the worst!”

[Chorus]
Under the Reddit influence, drowning in the stream,
Every upvote hits like a dopamine scream.
Under the Reddit influence, chasing points like fame,
But you’re just a username screaming in the flame.


“Happy Cake Day, user… initiating praise.”
“Happy Cake Day, stranger… algorithm gaze.”
Copy-paste blessings like a cult in a trance,
Holy cake icons make the hive advance.

[Verse 2]
Mods in the shadows with the ban‑hammer crown,
Unpaid janitors running every town.
“Rule three, rule seven, rule 9.2,”
They nuke your post for the wrong point of view.

One wrong flair and your soul’s on trial,
“Read the sidebar, fool,” in passive‑aggressive style.
They say “we’re volunteers,” but they rule like kings,
Deleting your memes and your wholesome things.

[Pre-Chorus 2]
NSFW down in the cursed side streets,
Weird little subreddits where sanity retreats.
From stock market bets to forbidden lore,
You click one link and you’re never quite sure.

[Chorus]
Under the Reddit influence, karma in your veins,
Upvotes like thunder, downvotes like chains.
Under the Reddit influence, worship in the pit,
You don’t like the circlejerk? Enjoy your temp‑ban hit.


“Karma rising… karma falling… judgment of the feed.”
“Post deleted… user muted… did you even read?”
Blessed are the lurkers who never say a word,
For they shall dodge the wrath of the herd.

[Bridge]
Your favorite sub just vanished in the night,
Admins swung the hammer, now it’s gone from sight.
Screens full of salt and conspiracy threads,
“Censorship!” echoes from the digital dead.

Alt account ready like a phoenix in flame,
New sub, same drama, just a different name.
You swore you were done, but you’re back again,
Typing “this” under takes just to fit in.


Upvote! Downvote! Let the crowd decide!
Karma! Karma! Internet pride!
Modmail! Ban wave! Feel the hammer fall!
One wrong joke and you lose it all.

[Final Chorus]
Under the Reddit influence, trapped inside the scroll,
Trading tiny numbers for a piece of soul.
Under the Reddit influence, laughing through the pain,
Memeing every meltdown as it loops again.

[Outro]
Log out, swear off, “I’m touching grass today,”
Five minutes later, you’re back anyway.
In the glow of the screen where the hive minds blend,
Under the Reddit influence… until the bitter end.

“You have been permanently banned from r/Existence…”

#reddit #metal #internetculture #internetmeme #redditmemes #neoclassicalmetal #epicmusic #karma #aita
#memes