Frugal (Parody of "THE MONSTER" by Eminem ft. Rihanna)

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This is a parody of the song "The Monster" ft. Rihanna by Eminem. Watch the original music video here:    • Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Exp...  

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LYRICS:
We head to Red Lobster to eat the free bread
Not a lot of good choices for less than a $10
We're trying to save green, what if we just left?
and here comes our waiter, I guess we'll be staying

VERSE 1
I want to remain but not uncover I'm too cheap
oh well, this waiter thinks we're goofy
We are gonna need a couple waters to drink
wanted to be fed a soda but it's expensive
brought to this date some Mio juice, I'm giving us both sprays
Taste same as Mt Dew without the carbonation
Who they fooling, Disney I am suing
Cause on my life they've been spoofing that Scrooge McDuck loosely
with used ink, printed out a coupon found googling, whoo
it's a robbery, oh wee
now get what we came here to get, free NutraSweet
I just like filling our pantry
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so screwed at the receipt
but actually a good deal, one meal, two free
Honey, you knew I'm a groupon groupie
but I'm actually cheaper than you think
'cause...

CHORUS 2
We stay at Crowne Plaza and come out ahead
complimentary breakfast let's fill up our fridge
Shampoo, soap and coffee, goes in my luggage
and we'll keep on waiting cause this room is paid up till 12pm

VERSE 2
No, I ain't got my own modem but I know my daddy once told me
to save my money and don't squander it
'cause you never know when the neighbors wifi that we borrow
suddenly nonworking, surprise I got the coffee shop option
Yeah, ponder it, when we want
to save water, we go to the gym to take a shower
Yo-lo-lo-lo-yee-who
I say to the bartender off down yonder
Discovered how to get free shots from
Cause we be environmentalist
we saving green, not trees, we mean like dollars
we only order drinks at happy hour
got an empty bottle ketchup, fill it with little pack condiments
Unroll TP begotten two rolls from one
Keep watching the lost and found I need boxers
I'm never raising up the heat just use a blanket
Don't touch the temperature it's just...

CHORUS 3
Expensive like Ramen that's over 9 cents
Getting married's not pointless, there's tax benefits
Paper Towels we're hanging, we'll use these again
and we'll keep on saving yeah we'll keep on saving, we're millionaires