[YTP] The History of Summoning Salt YouTube Poops

Many Ultra Shortcuts exist in Mario Kart Wii, but to what end? Do we ever ask how they feel? What drives them to skip over so many key checkpoints in the first place? What does it truly mean to have a progression in history world records? In today's lesson, we'll find out something of use I'm sure.

Summoning Salt is a very entertaining speedrunning Youtuber anyone should be familiar with by now, but just in case you aren't, this is his info here. Check it out!:
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And yes I am indeed alive. To be clear it did not take me over 1 year to create a single video, I was just lazy/doing other stuff/didn't have a good video idea until a few months ago/busy/not really busy but I'd like to say I was/taking my time.

But don't worry, I'm still here and I still luv u all.
Or at least some of you.