Why Dogs Hate It When Humans Hug EACH OTHER

Code Red. 🚨 Security Breach in the home pups. 🚨 We witnessed NOT ONE, but TWO separate "Unauthorized Hug" incidents so after the trauma we fired up the camera and jumped straight on the podcast to discuss this outrageous behavior.

First, Dip walked into the kitchen just chilling, looking for some cheese to drop from the sky 🧀, and found a strange woman talking to Mom. Mom introduced her as an "old college friend" named... wait for it... CAT-RINA. 🙀 We don't buy it. Who has "CAT" in their name? That is super suspicious and Albert had never heard of such a thing. Dip is convinced she was a spy working for the enemy 🐈‍⬛ (are we on a truce, we get confused), or trying to muscle in and steal Mom after he trained her to dispense treats, no way, ain't having it dudes. With no time to call the cops. He had to physically wedge his head into their goodbye hug to send a clear message: "Back off, Cat Lady" I got my eye on you.

Then, Albert uncovered a secret "pack hug" happening on the couch between Mom and Dad, but without him. The whispering was highly suspicious, what where they saying. Albert made a tactical assessment on the spot! They are either planning to replace him or, worse, switch him to a vegetarian diet (which equals NO MORE BACON 🥓🚫). After his warning "Baroo" failed 📢, he had to launch a Phase 2 tactical pounce over the back of the couch to break up the unauthorized contact.

We thought the humans were definitely up to something and we demanded answers bros. Humans need to remember our rights to hugs and belly rubs, us dudes are pretty sure it's written in the constitution, right? Anyway pool pack, does your dog get jealous when they aren't invited to the hug?

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