The Fans Strike Back : A Star Wars Song Trilogy 🎵

   / @flickandrollfunhouse   The Fans Strike Back: A Star Wars Song Trilogy is a collection of fan-made songs addressing the controversies surrounding The Acolyte.

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Lyrics:

Well, once upon a time in a galaxy so far,
There was a moody Jedi, yeah, we know who you are.
Anakin Skywalker, the chosen one they say,
But he took a left turn and went the Sith way.

But what if he changed his mind one starry night,
And decided blowing up the Death Star might be right?

Anakin, Anakin, what a twisty plot,
Blew up the Death Star, oh, what a shot!
Vader in the cockpit, flipping all the switches,
Tarkin's face so shocked, even Palpatine twitches.

He flew that TIE Fighter like a pod on Tatooine,
Dodging all the lasers, man, he looked so mean.
Saw the big red button, thought "Why the heck not?"
Pressed it with a smirk, gave it all he got.

Leia and Han cheering, Luke in disbelief,
"Is this our father? Wait, am I still asleep?"

Anakin, Anakin, what a crazy feat,
Blew up the Death Star, made the mission complete.
Stormtroopers scattering, trying to flee,
Vader's on the mic, saying, "Oops, that's on me."

So in this twisted tale from a galaxy so far,
Anakin's redemption is written in the stars.
No more Darth Vader, just a dad who made it right,
Blew up the Death Star, brought balance to the night.

Anakin, Anakin, redemption at last,
Blew up the Death Star, put his dark side in the past.
Lightsabers clashing, but now for the good,
Anakin the hero, who would've understood?

There once was a Jedi, Ki-Adi-Mundi,
With a head so big, it was kinda funky,
Sat on the Council, all wise and tall,
But when it came to Sith, he knew nothing at all.

He looked at the Council with a confident grin,
"Last time we saw a Sith, we were all real thin,"
But Mace and Yoda just gave him a sigh,
'Cause they saw that Ki-Adi has something to hide.

Oh, Ki-Adi-Mundi what did you say?
"You haven't seen a Sith in a thousand years!"
Oh, Ki-Adi-Mundi you messed up the plot,
You weren't even alive during the time of The Acolyte.

The showrunners chuckled, they didn't check twice,
Now poor old Ki-Adi's stuck in their vice,
'Cause lying to Yoda, well that's quite a feat,
But the timeline's a mess, it's no small deceit.

Oh, Ki-Adi-Mundi what did you say?
"You haven't seen a Sith in a thousand years!"
Oh, Ki-Adi-Mundi you messed up the plot,
You weren't even alive during the time of The Acolyte.

So here's to the Jedi with the tallest hat,
Who told a tall tale and didn't look back,
So next time you see him, just give him a wink,
And remind him that Sith aren't as far as he thinks.

Oh, Ki-Adi-Mundi what did you say?
"You haven't seen a Sith in a thousand years!"
Oh, Ki-Adi-Mundi you messed up the plot,
You weren't even alive during the time of The Acolyte.

In a galaxy far, far away, where the stars twinkle bright,
A star from Acolyte said, "The colors? They’re just light!"
Fans shouted, "No way, that’s not what George would say,
Green, blue, and red, they mean more than you convey!"

Blue is for the Jedi Knights, who fight for what is right,
Green for the wise and strong, who wield the Force with might.
Red is for the Sith Lords, with darkness in their hearts,
But according to Acolyte, the fans misunderstand.

Lightsabers, oh lightsabers, each color has its place,
From blue to green to red, it’s not just a pretty face.
George Lucas once declared it, with a wave of his wise hand,
But according to Acolyte, the fans misunderstand.

Purple hints at darkness, with light it intertwines,
Yellow stands for balance, where the Force aligns.
White is pure and noble, Ahsoka’s shining pride,
Each hue tells a story, in the galaxy so wide.

Lightsabers, oh lightsabers, each color has its place,
From blue to green to red, it’s not just a pretty face.
George Lucas once declared it, with a wave of his wise hand,
But according to Acolyte, the fans misunderstand.

Oh please, dear actors, stop saying so much nonsense,
I can't keep up with songs, your bad ideas are so intense!
Every time you speak your mind, I scramble to create,
A funny song to match your words, but man, you’re hard to rate!

Lightsabers, oh lightsabers, each color has its place,
From blue to green to red, it’s not just a pretty face.
George Lucas once declared it, with a wave of his wise hand,
But according to Acolyte, the fans misunderstand.

So here’s to all the fans, who cherish every hue,
Keep your lightsabers shining, in red, green, and blue.
George may have set the colors, but the meaning’s in our hearts,
No matter what the Acolyte says, it’s a love that never parts!

00:00 Controversy 1
00:20 Anakin Blew Up the Death Star
02:28 Controversy 2
02:53 The Ki-Adi-Mundi Paradox
05:05 Controversy 3
05:29 Lightsaber Colors Don't Mean Anything

Credits:
Luis Humanoide - Trooper's March
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