Why "Anti-Woke" Gamers Are Wrong (AC Shadows & Metroid) | Distorted Entertainment

On this episode, we dive into the "woke" discourse surrounding Assassin's Creed Shadows. We argue that if Metroid came out today, the internet would melt down over Samus being a woman. We also discuss the Nintendo Switch 2 rumors (paying for a tech demo?!), Ubisoft rushing to patch nudity back into Far Cry 4, and John Schaffer (Iced Earth) becoming a born-again Christian.

For the reviews, Mitchell struggles through the Christian Progressive Metal of Extol (Undeceived)—rating it "3 inverted crosses"—while Ethan finally tackles the prog-metal masterpiece, Mastodon's Crack the Skye.

CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro: Markiplier Impressions & Bathtub Disasters 03:46 - Hobby Time: TTRPGs (Drakkenheim & Call of Cthulhu) 15:15 - Hobby Time: WWE 2K25 & The Plague of Microtransactions 20:17 - News: Assassin's Creed Shadows & The "Anti-Woke" Gamer Rant 36:48 - News: Ubisoft Panics and Patches Nudity Back Into Far Cry 4 39:08 - News: Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors & Paying for Tech Demos 01:01:10 - News: John Schaffer (Iced Earth) is Born Again 01:06:42 - Review: Extol - Undeceived (Christian Metal Cringe?) 01:22:51 - Review: Mastodon - Crack the Skye

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