I Banned Vice Gloves from this $1,800 80's CS2 Loadout

I’m not here to fix your credit score. I’m here to fix your optics. This is a loadout built on synthetic neon, offshore interest rates, and enough unbuttoned silk to make a kingpin blush.

Today, we’re looking at the 'Cocaine Yuppie' portfolio. This is for the men who know that in this town, you’re either signing the checks or you're the one being cashed out. Totaling roughly $1,800, this loadout covers the most unique CS2 skins in the game with a high-fidelity 1980s aesthetic. We’re talking Hawaii shirt-esque finishes, vector-grid racing stripes, and enough hot pink to blind the local coast guard.

The full loadout is listed below for your review. Find your favorites, pick your seat at the table, and I’ll be three miles offshore by the time you're finished. Stay unbuttoned.

Full loadout (with alternatives and notes):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...

Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:18 Pistols
01:24 Mid-Tier
02:51 Rifles
03:46 The Crown Jewels (AWP, Gloves & Knife)
04:50 Outro & Total Cost

Music:
San Fransyntho - Streambeats by Harris Heller
Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio