PROGRESS ft. Stony Brook School of Medicine Class of 2021 ("FINESSE" Parody)

Stony Brook School of Medicine Class of 2021 brings you the parody “PROGRESS” based on “FINESSE” (2018) by Bruno Mars ft. Cardi B

The video of the original song this is based on can be found here:
   • Bruno Mars - Finesse (Remix) (feat. Cardi ...  

[DIRECTOR & PRODUCER]
Naveen Mallangada

[VIDEO EDITORS]
Jessie Huang
Roy Qu

[FILM CREW]
Preston Kung
Jessie Huang
Roy Qu

[AUDIO PRODUCER]
Jordan Lastra

[LYRICISTS]
Naveen Mallangada
Mark Levine-Weinberg

[SINGERS “BRUNO MARS”]
Ariel Yang
Christina Young
Mark Levine-Weinberg
Naveen Mallangada

[RAPPERS “CARDI B”]
Emily Leong
Priyanka Das
Terence Howard

[CHOREOGRAPHERS]
Rebecca Shum
Nahid Bakhtari
James George Peter
Kimberline Chew

[DANCERS]
Asha Liverpool, Betty Anderson, Brecken Esper, Dishaw Holiprosad, Emily Leong, James Peter, Jonathan Dounel, Kimberline Chew, Mark Levine-Weinberg, Lauren Chan, Nahid Bakhtari, Naveen Mallangada, Nishant Prashar, Priyanka Das, Rebecca Anderson, Rebecca Shum, Sonia Joshi, Terence Howard, Yoke-Mun Sung, Yuwen Cheng

[FIRST YEAR MEDICAL STUDENTS, MS1]
Aaron Zlatopolsky, Aatman Makadia, Asha Liverpool, Ariel Yang, Brecken Esper, Britney Dhautal, Christopher Aseervatham Christopher Rosenberg, Cristina Young, Dishaw Holiprosad, Emily Leong, George Chen, Jacob Ricca, James Peter, Jessie Huang, John Yuen, Jordan Lastra, Jonathan Dounel, Judith Eng, Kathryn Hill, Karl Meier, Kenneth Chow, Kimberline Chew, Kyle Albagli, Lauren Chan, Mallika Lal, Mark Levine-Weinberg, Mark Verburg, Masooma Kazmi, Naveen Mallangada, Nishant Prashar, Nahid Bakhtari, Olga Reykhart, Omar Pinkhasov, Priyanka Das, Rebecca Monastero, Rebecca Shum, Robert Hutnik, Roy Qu, Samuel Katz, Sonia Joshi, Spencer Schell, Terence Howard, To Tsui, Thomas Hays, William Signorile, Victoria Yuan, Yoke-Mun Sung, Yuwen Cheng

[FACULTY & STAFF]
Dr. Lisa Strano-Paul
Dr. Jack Fuhrer
Dr. Latha Chandran
Grace Agnetti
Dr. Andrew Wackett
Bonnie Chalson
Jeanine Fazzini
Dr. Paul Richman
Dr. Kaveh Sadigh
Dr. Susan Larson
Dr. Howard Fleit
Dr. Raafat El-Maghrabi
Dr. Sahar Ahmad

[SPECIAL THANKS]
Stony Brook Clinical Skills Center
Stony Brook Anatomy Lab
Stony Brook SOM Admissions Department
Stony Brook EMS
Stony Brook AV Services
The Mustang and Andy!
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Stony Brook School of Medicine Class of 2021 Music Video
[LYRICS]

Verse 1:
First Aid source, Sketchy on my list.
Palpate that lymphatic chain (aha)
MS1s, straight learnin’, can’t diagnose nothin’
Scrubbed up to help treat that brain (You see me?)
My big resume got me into Stony Brook
My high GPA got admin shook
I went from MCATs, now we preppin’ STEP 1
Wackett teach to me while I do my study dance like ayy
Writin’ HPIs like ayy
Chest compressions like, okay, okay ,
Oh yeah, we drippin’ in debt till we get paid, owww

Verse 2:
Ooo, don’t we look good in white coats?
There’s a reason why we read all night long
Yeah we won’t be first years forever.
But tonight I’m gonna caffeinate on…

Pre-Chorus:
When I’m shadowing you
I watch the OR Change
Runnin’ rounds in NICU
Is your baby ok??
How to read that MRI?
I’m takin’ all you measurements.
Checkin’ if you have your sight
That’s right

Chorus:
We out here gunnin’ for the STEP
Questions make no sense
Out here tryin’ to impress
I know it, I know it
We out here sweatin’ through the stress
Cortisol in excess
Out here makin’ that progress
I know it, I know it.

Verse 3:
Now slow lectures down for me, doctor
‘Cause I’m tryin’ not to get too behind
Coulda sworn this classroom was on level 2
Review the rythmn tongiht

Pre-chorus:
When I’m shadowing you
I watch the ER change
Runnin’ rounds in PICU
No patient’s the same
How to read that ct-scan?
Prescribin’ a regimen.
Anki all day and night
That’s right

Chorus: repeat

Bridge:
Fellas grab your Netter’s and your Grant’s guide
Tell us where to find, Uncinate process
Ladies grab your First aid and your sketchyMed
What viruses affect the mind
Yeah, we only MS1s, only MS1s
Won’t it feel so good to be Docs?
Yeah we tryna level up, tryna level up
REM were only MS1s
Yeah we only MS1s, only MS1s
Won’t it feel so good to be docs
Yeah we tryna make the cut, tryna make the cut

Chorus: (repeat)

Don’t you know we gunnin for it all.

Outro:
Yeah, we only MS1s, only MS1s
Won’t it feel so good to be Docs?
Yeah we movin’ on up, movin’ on up
We’ll know it, we’ll know it
Yeah we only MS1s, only MS1s
Won’t it feel so good to be docs, ayy
Yeah we movin’ on up, movin’ on up.
We know it, we know it.
Owwwwww

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this video do not necessarily reflect those of Stony Brook School of Medicine, or of its students, faculty, or staff. This video is a parody of “Finesse” (2018) by Bruno Mars ft. Cardi B. We do not claim ownership of or copyright to the material used in this presentation. It is made for educational and entertainment purposes, for personal use only, and for no commercial use and for no profit.