Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Obama (slowed + reverb)

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LYRICS:
Michelle, can we go bomb dropping?

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I'm gonna smoke some crack
Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama, run tell your mama
Bitch, I want some corn dogs

I walk up into Congress like "What up with all this ruckus?"
I'm the lead speaker of the Big Black Caucus
I'm here to give back to all my crackheads and junkies
Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a old ass honky!"

I'm a little fuckin' lazy, I get high with Jay-Z
And give myself a raise cuz I'm the one who pays me
Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street
Now let me get a chicken sandwich at the KFC
Shit, but Michelle, it was 99 cents!

I'm just gonna pocket shit, chicken bits and chocolate chips
And anyone that's starting shit is getting hit with rocket ships
I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking shit
It's politics, you wanna come start the next apocalypse?

I'ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan
Nah, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'mBlackistan
I'm standin' round, handing out burritos at the border
Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters

You want fucking health care? I'll give you some MichelleCare
Brocolli and exercise, several kinds of welfare
Hell, I'm still on welfare, food stamps, bridge cards
I still smoke crack, smack a bitch and steal cars
I could blow up any country from my cell phone
Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go?

I'm gonna choke a tramp, homie, got 20 glocks in my pocket
All your mamas workin' for Obama on the White House street corner
I'm gonna smoke a pack only got a couple fried chicken buckets
Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin
It's a fucking foursome

What you know about fightin' against evil?
What you know about bombing countries full of brown people?
I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant
One man's n*ggxr is another man's president

I was born in Chicago, that's a village in Africa
All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika
I'm Illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill
I cut through lines at Disney rides and at the cider mill

I'm playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties
In the Oval Office getting my cock sucked, muthafucka
I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, muthafucka
I'm smoking JFK's crock racks, muthafucka

They be like, "All of these kids are pretty dumb"
I'm like "Yo, how about them broke ass teachers?"
The kids are dumb fucks, and teachers want money
So let's give teachers money, and maybe they'll wanna teach shit

I call that a plain common sense solution
I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution
I hate America! First chance I get,
You can bet that I'ma give this place
Back to the Cherokas

If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden
It sorta kinda looks like Obama Biden

I'm a Moslim, praise Osama
And I did 9/11, it was a mistake
One I'm not proud of
How could I have known you'd elect me president?
I look like a Taliban marathon runner
This is awkward

I'm gonna bomb Iraq before they try to build a nuclear rocket
Achmadina, daba duba dilla, bitch I'm comin' for ya

I smoke the baddest dro
I stole a Camaro
I boned the fattest ho
From that bus stop down the road
I drop the baddest bombs
I was born in Taiwan
I can do what I want
Got them fly ass N*gga drones

I'm gonna smoke some crack
Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I-I'm Obama, run tell ya mama
Bitch, I want some pork chops

(Thank you! I wanna thank for making this all possible:)
(Black Jesus)
(My manager Rabbi Schwartz)
(My State Farm agent, "Like a good n*ggxr, Obama's there")
(My State Farm asian, Kim Jong-Un)
(And I've gotta thank the young people; stay in school and you will become President)
(God Bless America)
(Uhh, fuck you Taylor Swift, ya bitch)