Online Gift Arrived… February 📦📅 | Hilarious Christmas Mishap Song | Brereton’s Holiday Jams

The Christmas struggle is REAL! 😂🎄
This hilarious holiday song tells the story of ordering a Christmas gift online… that doesn’t arrive until FEBRUARY.
If you’ve ever waited for a tracking update, refreshed the page 100 times, or listened to the mailman say, “Maybe tomorrow,” this one is for YOU.

Perfect for families, clean comedy lovers, and anyone who’s had their Christmas plans delayed by shipping chaos.
Brereton’s Holiday Jams is here to bring joy, laughter, and festive fun all season long — and sometimes way into the new year.

🎧 Enjoy the laughs
🎁 Share with your family
📦 And may all your packages arrive on time (amen 🙏😂)

🎶 LYRICS

(Intro – dramatic whisper)
“Tracking says… Out for delivery.
It said that… two months ago.” 😩📦

(Verse 1)

I ordered early — I was proud,
Clicked “Same-Day Shipping”… feeling wow.
Christmas Eve, the tree was lit…
But my big surprise? Yeah — still in transit. 🎄📦

Refresh the page, refresh again,
Watching that little circle spin.
“Delayed,” it says — “Be patient please,”
But Santa reach faster than these deliveries! 😂

(Chorus)

🎶
My online gift arrived… in February,
The box was dusty, the moment scary.
I waited Christmas, New Year’s too,
By Valentine’s Day… it finally came through! 💘📦
So if your presents never show — don’t worry,
You and me in the same delivery story!
🎶

(Verse 2)

The mailman know me by my name,
I meet him daily — “Still nothing? Shame.”
The tracking jumped from “Close by home”
To “It took a detour to Rome.” 🌍🤦

I wrapped a picture of the gift,
And hoped their spirit wouldn’t shift.
They smiled politely, tried to cheer…
“Uh… maybe it’ll come next year?” 😅✨

(Chorus)

🎶
My online gift arrived… in February,
The snow had melted — felt imaginary.
Christmas vanished, Santa gone,
But FINALLY the package showed up on the lawn!
🎶

(Bridge)

Maybe next year I’ll shop in-store,
Instead of waiting by the door.
But knowing me… I’ll roll the dice —
One more click, “Add to cart” — not wise! 😂🛒

(Final Chorus)

🎶
So if your parcel’s late — don’t cry,
It might come when the snow’s long dry.
Just laugh it off and sing with me:
“My gift arrived in Februa-reeeee!” 🎶

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