Defeats of My Favorite DreamWorks villains

Villain quotes-

"Workers. They are weak, they lack discipline, and they lack commitment."
-General Mandible

"Princess Fiona.... she's perfect."
-Lord Farqquad

"Oh yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? By day one way by night another. Blardy blardy blar. AHAHAHAHAHA, NOBODY'S SMART BUT ME!"
-Rumpelstiltskin

"So, just to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die
-Gallaxhaxr

"We can be happy again! I'll find the trolls! ...And shove them down your ungrateful throats!"
-Chef

"Oh, but by the end of my world tour, we're all gonna have the same vibe. We're all gonna be one nation of trolls UNDER ROCK!!!"
-Queen Barb

"I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me!"
-Victor Quartermaine

"You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion... and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy!"
-Jack Horner

"Happiness… must be taken. And I will take mine."
-Lord Shen

"I am the Night Fury killer. I've hunted every last one, but yours."
-Grimmel the Grisly

"I do not know this God. Neither will I let your people go."
-Rameses II

"We’re taking this show... on the road!"
-Velvet

"Girl, we grew up in the suburbs. Our parents were dentists."
-Veneer

"You'll never win, Ruby Gillman! You’re just a dumb teenager! You know what's really pathetic? That you thought someone like me could ever be friends with a monster like YOU!"
-Chelsea

"Uh, pretty much, yeah. You see, I never cared about what's "good", only what's good for me! Like, say, a billion dollars! Oh, I just got a tingle."
Professor Marmalade

"I told you, ogres don't live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!"
-Fairy Godmother

"Oh, I hope you enjoyed your years of laughter and merriment. Because they're about to COME TO AN END."
-Professor Tippy Tinkletrousers

"No dragon can resist the Alpha's command. So, he who controls the Alpha controls them all. Witness true strength. The strength of will over others. And in the face of it, you are nothing."
-Drago Bludvist

"That horses got a lot of spirit"
-Hendricks

"There are those in Washington who believe the West will never be settled, the Northern Pacific Railroad will never breach Nebraska, a hostile Lakota will never submit to providence. And it is that manner of small thinking that would say this horse could never be broken. Discipline, time and patience, are the three great levelers."
-The Colonel/George Armstrong Custer

"I am the rightful king of Far Far Away! And I promise you this, mother - I will restore dignity to my throne! And this time no one will stand in my way."
-Prince Charming

"Oh, I wouldn't say "freed". More like... "under new management"."
-Hal Stewart/Tighten

"I'll make sure the yeti's out. You are never going to escape again!"
-Dr. Zara