‪@josephwatson5293‬

To catch a ‪@josephwatson5293‬, the movie by ‪@wolverinereborn‬ is canceled for good by the US Government.
We don't care if it's been 3 years since ‪@laughstockproductions69‬, ‪@xBlueSlitherzZ‬, & ‪@Gunlegs_Mcgee2077‬ started this drama since January of 2023. They, ‪@itisihiha‬, ‎⁨‪@ClayMateSaba‬, ‪@DistracksGalore‬, ‪@YourLocalNews1‬, ‪@wolverinereborn‬, ‪@SawvasCooper‬, Baldi_Epik, ‪@Watson-s7g-j9p‬, ‪@JosephWatson69‬, @JosephWatson67, ‪@JosephWatson169‬, ‪@KatamariFanatic2008‬, ‪@GUMNUT8385‬, ‪@TimmyWatson-s7g‬, ‎⁨‪@SpecificallyKashmiri‬, ‎⁨‪@SubterWatson2018x‬, ‪@KostaDark2‬, ‪@BemyboyfriendJoseph‬, ‪@return_e‬, ‪@RossPorky‬, ‎⁨‪@Josephwatsonson‬, ‪@Joseph_fatsonisreal‬, ‪@rawimpact‬, ‪@Felenork‬, AB2 Boss Blitzer, ‎⁨‪@Kosta991‬, ‪@kendrickroblo62‬, ‪@Leon_agii‬ TV, ‪@IceKnightHD‬, Kashy_2.0, ‪@richardwatson529‬, ‪@PingsWings‬, Tender_Texture_T6Q, ‪@superberries112‬, ‪@Eggwell-z2b‬, ‪@PatrickWinter-n6e‬, ‪@ABFanjava‬, ‪@balls392‬, ‪@ElizabethWinter-d6x‬, ‪@RichardWatson-x7r‬, ‪@TheCraptasticGuy‬, ‪@WitchySquirrelDude‬, Fin's Squad, ‪@JavaScriptFan_official‬, ‪@xbsextras‬, ‪@JosephWatsonsEntireFamilyTree‬, and all the rest of ‎⁨‪@TheRandomBerriesGang_Official‬ & Team Mania have caused confusion and delay non stop for the past year. ‪@josephwatson5293‬ saying...
1. I am not the faker fatsonburg.
2. I am not an Ohio Goofy-Ahh Scobyfatsonburg.
3. It was ‪@Noname51267‬ who hacked JavaScriptFan's Discord user & caused chaos in RandomBirby's Discord Server, I had no access to Java's email address & Discord password.
4. I did not ask underaged minors for inappropriate pictures of themselves, ‪@angievoiceacts‬ is over 18.
5. ‪@JosephWatson69‬ & ‪@Watson-s7g-j9p‬ are the fake Joseph Watsons.
6. My wedding with @WarriatorYT or ‪@BemyboyfriendJoseph‬ fake. I don't deserve suffering the same problem Gypsy Rose Blanchard had with Ryan & Ken.
7. ‪@DistracksGalore‬'s video of me kidnapping Jim is animation footage, not security camera footage. I never drove an ice cream truck in my life. I don't even have a driver's license yet.
8. I didn't murder ‪@DistracksGalore‬. I don't even know where his house is.
9. I am a modern-day man, not a caveman in disguise.
10. I didn't mean to misgender ‪@LexieJaye5816‬ or forget her birthday in 2023 at all.
11. ‪@RyantheGTFalcon‬ has no right to call me AB Community's biggest Liar Liar Pants on Fire.
12. I never supported Mighty Red Bird's bad behavior.
13. I am not the most disgusting Angry Birds fan on the planet.
14. I did nothing to harass ‪@TiffanyFisherArtist‬, ‪@ArcticAaliyah‬, ‪@SushiiSuzii‬, KeytheSlimeGoblin, Ace the Human, ‪@HelloMimiz‬, EmpressEevee, ‪@Kandii_Katt‬, ‪@combatcakeroll‬, ‪@RingoRiot‬, Avina775x, ‪@voxnee‬, ‪@ThEFLOOF94‬, @icyriina, ‪@R2Pichu‬, ‪@MySweetestPassions‬, or anyone else with my weirdness at all.
15. I never joined Cedric Thunderzed's CedricVerse in the first place.
16. I want ‪@TiffanyFisherArtist‬'s Mom, Dad, & Uncle to rest peacefully in heaven just like all of you.
17. I do not wear or eat dirty diapers.
18. I eat proper human food. Not innocent human kids.
19. I never supported BoyCott Rovio.
20. I did not steal @mickrickthehousemouse's video of his Donald Duck reacting to ‪@DonaldDucc‬ getting himself banned from TikTok. I never had access to his email address & TikTok password. I did, too, give him credit after putting his video of Mickey Mouse, Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, Tails the Fox, Knuckles, & Shadow singing Into the Thick of It from the Backyardagins in my YouTube uploads, even though it's not in the description or the comments.
21. I was never anywhere near those kids at the ‪@AngryBirdsWorld‬ theme park. My family & I never flew to Africa. I never had access to the manager's email address & Instagram password.
22. I have a Power Rangers Ninja Steel pillow, not a Minecraft Alex pillow.
23. I don't smell like horse shit.
24. I don't simp over clothespin on the nose Stella and force everyone on Instagram to share a picture of that in my Instagram stories.
25. It's not my fault I'm blocked by ‪@HassanKhadair‬'s TikTok & ‪@thetoiley‬'s Instagram.
26. ‪@NickTheRedBird‬ has no right to call me a baboon.
...is real information, and he's not going to jail for any of it. ‪@josephwatson5293‬ is still the real Sedro-Woolley High School Class of 2018 graduate Joseph Watson & he always will be, and he is not a perverted poopy pedophile. He, @CedricThunderzed, Instagram user Capt Henzoid, & Instagram user Daggerazor will never surrender their lives to the Random Berries Gang & Team Mania's allegations, leave YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Discord, & Angry Birds Community Forever, get terminated by ‎⁨‪@RealSchlep‬, & turn themselves into the police officers to have their asses ripped to shreds by Big Dick Randy during 100,000 years in federal prison. Big Dick Randy awaits nobody's arrival.