🎶 The DIY Disaster Blues 🛠️ - Dusty "The Gravel" Williams

Here is a blues track for everyone who has ever tried to fix something and made it worse. Listen to the frustration of stripping screws, bursting pipes, and the realization that some of us just aren't meant to hold a hammer. A humorous take on home improvement fails. 🛠️🏠

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[Verse 1]
I bought a heavy toolbox today
Filled with shiny metal instruments
The instructions said it was easy
Just a simple wooden shelf
To hang upon the living room wall

[Chorus]
But the wall is fighting back hard
Every screw is stripped and bent
I am not a handy man at all
Why is there blood on the carpet
This project is a total disaster

[Verse 2]
I tried to fix the leaking pipe
Armed with a wrench and confidence
I turned the valve the wrong way
Suddenly water sprayed my face
Now the kitchen is a swimming pool

[Chorus]
But the wall is fighting back hard
Every screw is stripped and bent
I am not a handy man at all
Why is there blood on the carpet
This project is a total disaster

[Verse 3]
Now I sit amidst the debris
Extra parts are lying on the floor
The shelf is hanging crookedly
I think I glued my fingers together
Next time I will call a professional

[Chorus]
But the wall is fighting back hard
Every screw is stripped and bent
I am not a handy man at all
Why is there blood on the carpet
This project is a total disaster

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