"No Water for Dad" by Matt Gurley

First off, I'd like to state outright that I'm not implicating or accusing either of my young adult offspring who live with me, but sometimes in life... well... the old well runs dry.

It's hard when the water thing is empty, but then if you are filling your water bottle at like 3:00 AM, you get a free pass. So this song is of course, just for the laughs. Even someone as sly as me forgets to fill it sometimes.

But let this song then serve as a public service announcement for not just dads and their beloved kids, but my cherished YouTube watchers everywhere:

"BE CHILL!!
REFILL!!"

****************************
no water for dad (no water)
it makes me sad and a little mad
open the fridge; there's no water
I'm blamin' sons, I'm blamin' daughters
They don't care if I have to wait
for it to drip into the thing so I can
pour it and hydrate
no water for dad (no water)
it makes me sad and a little mad
open the fridge; there's no water
I'm blamin' sons, I'm blamin' daughters
there's no time to hydrate
If I gotta stand around and just
wait wait wait wait
WAIT-w-w-WAIT-WAIT-w-w-WAIT WAAAAAIT
no water, no more water for dad
----JUSTICE FOR DADS!!!----
*****************************